The Hamburg Hunt

[Epimetheus]

Way back when, the good Rev gave me a Holy Quest to find the perfect cheeseburger.
Clearly, this is going to be a process of trial-and-error.

Day 1: Today I ate at that place with the arches. The clown's castle.
I mean,
This is a pic of me eating a Big Mac! I ♥ California!

[East Coast Hustle]

Is that your original art?

That's fucking stellar, dude.

[Epimetheus]

It is. Thank you so much. The idea is I'mma be doing one for every burger I eat till the quest is complete.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It is. Thank you so much. The idea is I'mma be doing one for every burger I eat till the quest is complete.

Don't get too driven with it.
The Supersize Me dude almost died. 

The pic rocks, though. Perfect representation.

[Epimetheus]

Won't be doing it every day or anything.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Won't be doing it every day or anything.

Wise choice.

When I used to eat that stuff, I'd walk in, it smelled awesome. Then I took the first bite and it was pretty good. Second bite, not so good. Halfway through, it started tasting like crap, the place started to stink. 

[Epimetheus]

Won't be doing it every day or anything.

Wise choice.

When I used to eat that stuff, I'd walk in, it smelled awesome. Then I took the first bite and it was pretty good. Second bite, not so good. Halfway through, it started tasting like crap, the place started to stink. 

Yeah. McD's is especially like that for me. By the time I'm through the burger, I can't eat the fries.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Won't be doing it every day or anything.

Wise choice.

When I used to eat that stuff, I'd walk in, it smelled awesome. Then I took the first bite and it was pretty good. Second bite, not so good. Halfway through, it started tasting like crap, the place started to stink. 

Yeah. McD's is especially like that for me. By the time I'm through the burger, I can't eat the fries.

Their "cheese" is interesting. I know some of it is congealed grease and salt, but damned if I can figure out what the rest of it is.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That's awesome.   

[AFK]

If there is ever another publication of any sort again, that should be in it, probably on the cover. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Won't be doing it every day or anything.

Wise choice.

When I used to eat that stuff, I'd walk in, it smelled awesome. Then I took the first bite and it was pretty good. Second bite, not so good. Halfway through, it started tasting like crap, the place started to stink. 

Yeah. McD's is especially like that for me. By the time I'm through the burger, I can't eat the fries.

Their "cheese" is interesting. I know some of it is congealed grease and salt, but damned if I can figure out what the rest of it is.

It's industrial alcohol, lard, flavoring, and coloring.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Won't be doing it every day or anything.

Wise choice.

When I used to eat that stuff, I'd walk in, it smelled awesome. Then I took the first bite and it was pretty good. Second bite, not so good. Halfway through, it started tasting like crap, the place started to stink. 

Yeah. McD's is especially like that for me. By the time I'm through the burger, I can't eat the fries.

Their "cheese" is interesting. I know some of it is congealed grease and salt, but damned if I can figure out what the rest of it is.

It's industrial alcohol, lard, flavoring, and coloring.

So every quarter pounder I put in my body was roughly equivalent to drinking sterno with a side of hog fat and toxins?
Yay.

[East Coast Hustle]

Oh, it's WAY worse than that.

I worked there once for about 2 months, just so I could sell weed out of the drive-thru window (before they automated all that shit). It was enlightening and informative for all the wrong reasons.

One thing I took from it: NEVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVER eat any "chicken" products from McD's.

[00.dusk]

Oh, it's WAY worse than that.

I worked there once for about 2 months, just so I could sell weed out of the drive-thru window (before they automated all that shit). It was enlightening and informative for all the wrong reasons.

One thing I took from it: NEVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVER eat any "chicken" products from McD's.

This sounds like a story I want to hear!