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#16
2 things
1) I have been having a GRAND FUCKING time digging through my posts from 2011 because it was suggested I try to find and connect specific inicdents with dates with certain other things I was dealing with the Army during that time frame because I'm working on increasing my VA disability percentage. 2011 me was such a lolrandom child.
2) On a discord someone has declared that act of pooping is a sandwich.
3) I bought a scythe to mow this fuck huge lawn we now have and 3 weeks into owning it I sliced up my finger sharpening.
#18
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Weekly Science Headlines
September 13, 2019, 06:15:03 PM
Bones cause anxiety.
There is but one solution.
Free THEM from your flesh.


#19
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: DRUGS
September 13, 2019, 06:04:35 PM
So like
What if
*massive bong rip*
I
*coughing followed by slightly smaller bong rip*
OH FUCK
HANDS
*harder coughing and in the distant muffled insults about not being able to handle his shit and stop bogarting*
DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!!
#20
Dunno why I even bothered
#21
We've moved
Ironically into the second place we've lived together.
Which is the address my drivers license has.

My brother in-law made the acquaintance of the only person in my life to ever make me wish I had a gun just in case he shows up again.

And my brother in-law, who live here previously, kept house in the manner best described as "depressed stoner."
#22
Quote from: Cain on August 30, 2019, 10:25:20 AM
Whoever that was sounds like a giant nerd who hates FREEDOM

I can't hear you over the BRRRRRRRTTTTT of based Warthog.
#23
Quote from: The Johnny on August 24, 2019, 06:24:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2019, 05:27:38 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on August 24, 2019, 01:38:08 AM
So, I was in my kitchen and i saw a group of 10 disenfranchised ants aimlessly running around, and it made me think of the Amazon forests burning with all the species dying out, and it made me really sad.

So i made a small house for them out of some cardboard packaging.

Now they're my tenants.

Ants just wanna clean up your mess.  So we poison them.

RWHN's puns were of way less quality than this and they got acknowledged with rage, now I gotta rethink my entire life.  :sad:
I am the slow and tired
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
#24
My ankle is a potato, so I might not start running again.
I've made something like $30 over the weekend off a game supplement. I MIGHT have solid leads on getting some wider distro. Just need to get past the anxiet that money causes.
I might have arthritis in my ankle, so I should be trying to up my disability with the VA  :lulz:
#25
Is it right to grind up nail clippings and pet dander to pass off as homeopathic artisanal DRUGStm?
#26
Quote from: LMNO on July 18, 2019, 03:26:31 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on July 18, 2019, 02:24:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 18, 2019, 01:58:02 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on July 18, 2019, 01:00:26 AM
The average person has 4 limbs. You just have to be adventurous enough.

Hold on, isn't it, "The average person has less than four limbs"?

It depends on which definition of average you use.
The modal person has four.  The median person also has four.  The mean person has as many limbs as he can collect before the police catch up with him.

:golfclap:
#27
Quote from: The Johnny on July 16, 2019, 05:53:00 PM
Quote from: TQ on July 16, 2019, 03:05:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 15, 2019, 10:56:29 AM
Is there anything Boise related worth doing?

I haven't figured out what that means.

They do have a zoo that lets you feed a bear.  I didn't get to do that.

They also have woods were you can feed mountain lions, but only once.  :)

The average person has 4 limbs. You just have to be adventurous enough.
#28
Managed to run a mile this morning.
#29
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Pelosi vs AOC feud
July 15, 2019, 01:04:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2019, 06:27:29 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on July 13, 2019, 11:33:34 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2019, 08:42:31 AM
Even if I found the need to have a gun, I wouldn't be enthusiastic about it. I'd be bummed out that I lived in a shitty society that necessitated having a gun.

Big fucking mood

Also why the fuck are yall entertaining drugs are bad mkay shitty suit mcshutup and go back to your shitty maine with your shit ass smaller than my desert podunk hometown capital?

:lulz:

Not even joking.
Augusta, Maine Estimated pop in 2017 18,594
Ridgecrest, California Estimated pop in 2017 28,880
Ridgecrest ONE public high school and TWO public middle schools.
So Normy Wormy can just keep all his shit in his shitty state and beat off to jackbooting folks for recreational drugs.
#30
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Pelosi vs AOC feud
July 15, 2019, 01:00:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2019, 06:25:35 PM
Quote from: Norman on July 14, 2019, 12:22:09 PM
ACA was a center-left policy.

What's left wing about forcing people to buy insurance from private companies?

It's not the FREE MARKETtm so it has to be a leftist plot to control people. Or something.