Pie or Cake?

[Sister Fracture]

I've decided for Monkey's birthday, we will have Piecake. Butter yellow cake filling,  a delicious flaky pie crust, icing AND cherry or apple pie filling for the top.

It will be glorious, but it will have to wait a week and a half.

[navkat]

PIECAEK WILL FUCKING YUOR SHIT.

[Cramulus]

PICK A SIDE

OR GET FUCKED

FOREVER

[Freeky]

NEVER!  PIECAKE OR BUST!

[Suu]

WHY DOES THIS THREAD STILL EXIST?!

PIE IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

[Triple Zero]

Because it's cake.

[Freeky]

Why can't we all just have a peace treaty slice and call it a day?

[Eater of Clowns]

Why can't we all just have a peace treaty slice and call it a day?

I believe this was tried in the Great Cake Massacre of twenty tickity-two.

The righteous and absolute brotherhood of pie laid down arms.  They even left behind the temptingly tossable cream pies back at the fortress and brought forth pies of peace, pies of delicate beauty painted in such ways as to celebrate the new cease fire.

The delegates met with much aplomb.  Vile and hated cake was passed to the pie brethren just as pie was sent amongst their unsteady friends.

We never saw the pie delegates that day.  They were brought to us on trays of silver by a frightened and abused survivor.  They'd baked them, Freeky.  Baked them all into their most hated good.  Baked them so their families might not even partake in their succulent meats within a flaky buttery crust.

THERE WILL BE NO PEACE, Freeky. Never so long as cake takes a spot on the shelf in any rustic diner.  Not so long as ice cream is served beside a flavorless supermarket purchase rather than atop a classic slice of apple.  Not so long as I live and breathe, Freeky.  Never.

There is pie.  Or there is nothing.

[Freeky]

This is a clear cut case of bakedgoodsism.  I am appalled and offended that this forum participates in such arbitrary sectioning between treats.  It's monkey behavior and I expected better of you all.

[navkat]

This is a clear cut case of bakedgoodsism.  I am appalled and offended that this forum participates in such arbitrary sectioning between treats.  It's monkey behavior and I expected better of you all.

I <3 Sister Freeky.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is a clear cut case of bakedgoodsism.  I am appalled and offended that this forum participates in such arbitrary sectioning between treats.  It's monkey behavior and I expected better of you all.

[Cramulus]

if you guys are REALLY my friends I expect you to support pie

it's what friends do

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

if you guys are REALLY my friends I expect you to support pie

it's what friends do

[Luna]

if you guys are REALLY my friends I expect you to support pie

it's what friends do

If you were REALLY my friend, you would never attempt to deny me the joy of sinking my teeth into a thick slab of rich, deep chocolate cake.

[Cainad (dec.)]

if you guys are REALLY my friends I expect you to support pie

it's what friends do

OH DON'T GIMME THAT CRAP

FIRST IT'S ALL "eeeennhhh if you were really my friend you'd eat a metric assload of oranges for no fucking reason"

THEN I PUKE TROPICANA OUT ALL OF MY FACE-HOLES


NOW IT'S PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PIE BULLSHIT, YOU SPAGASS??


WELL FUCK YOU