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In Defense of Juggalos.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 10, 2009, 07:37:11 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

I like Juggalos.  I mean, I've never actually met one that I didn't want to choke, but I will give them this:  They are enthusiastically HAPPY about their rampant dorkery, and they have no problem with being an asshat in public.

Sure, they're joiners (unlike us, har har), and sure they listen to crappy music and dress like, well, like clowns, but is that so hard to put up with?  And as for their personal hygiene habits, they're no worse than your average con attendee.

Then look around you, at the "normal" people that infest our nation.  By comparison, Juggalos aren't all that weird.  They don't believe that the best way to "liberate" someone is to drop bombs on them or randomly kidnap and torture their friends and family.  They don't believe that God has given them a divine mandate of any kind, and they don't, for example, believe that ICP should be taught in public schools.

Okay, I was only kidding.  They're fucking ridiculous.  Exterminate the brutes.

Or kill me.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

THEY'RE HORRIBLE

ROGER, THERE IS NO DEFENSE.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

WE SHOULD FIND A JUGGALO FORUM

AND TROLL IT
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on September 10, 2009, 07:40:47 PM
THEY'RE HORRIBLE

ROGER, THERE IS NO DEFENSE.

Please to re-read last line of rant.  Kthx.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on September 10, 2009, 07:44:17 PM
WE SHOULD FIND A JUGGALO FORUM

AND TROLL IT

On it.  Tomorrow night.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysfunctional Cunt

WTF is a juggalo?  Besides kids in stupid bad face paint?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



Mangrove

Quote from: Khara on September 10, 2009, 10:54:06 PM
:vom:

That's funny. I had the same reaction when I asked that question here  :lol:
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Quote from: Khara on September 10, 2009, 10:27:05 PM
WTF is a juggalo?  Besides kids in stupid bad face paint?

Don't worry I had to look this shit up
and by look I mean ask ppl in IRC what the fuck this is all about
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Quote from: Mangrove on September 10, 2009, 11:52:26 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 10, 2009, 10:54:06 PM
:vom:

That's funny. I had the same reaction when I asked that question here  :lol:

I have that reaction when I ask most questions here.

I'm beginning to think it's not the questions  :argh!:

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Folks who just listen to the music or go to a concert, meh.  I'll treat them case by case.
Those who cross into being ridiculous hooligans will be purged from reality with rigteous fury.  Anyone who gets in my face wearing ridiculous makeup weilding a hatchet I will GLADLY stomp.

Seeing the "Fool" archetype gotten so WRONG pisses me off. 
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Quote from: Richter on September 11, 2009, 01:39:37 PM
Folks who just listen to the music or go to a concert, meh.  I'll treat them case by case.
Those who cross into being ridiculous hooligans will be purged from reality with rigteous fury.  Anyone who gets in my face wearing ridiculous makeup weilding a hatchet I will GLADLY stomp.

Seeing the "Fool" archetype gotten so WRONG pisses me off.