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[Jenne]

You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.

Um...

I spilled my bhuna chicken.  What the hell are YOU talking about?

Why nothing, Herr Doktor...I uh, was momentarily distracted by a mere little picture in my head.  Nevermind, nevermind...

[Doktor Howl]

You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.

Um...

I spilled my bhuna chicken.  What the hell are YOU talking about?

Why nothing, Herr Doktor...I uh, was momentarily distracted by a mere little picture in my head.  Nevermind, nevermind...

*squints at Jenne*

You're weird.

[Jenne]

You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.

Um...

I spilled my bhuna chicken.  What the hell are YOU talking about?

Why nothing, Herr Doktor...I uh, was momentarily distracted by a mere little picture in my head.  Nevermind, nevermind...

*squints at Jenne*

You're weird.

*smiles back with cat in cream look grin*

Why thank you, Dok.

[Elder Iptuous]

War club.
Anyway, you have to read the pages in order.  No skipping ahead.
And just remember that you asked for it.

my brother in law brought it back from Samoa, and called it a battle axe, but google says you're right.... my jackass brother in law was obviously hitting the kava kava a bit much.
google also says that what i was referring to as a 'loincloth' is more accurately described as a 'bell jar with surgical tubing glued to it'

i'll be in Las Vegas next week, so if it arrives in time, mebbe i can use the material to spread some of the Good News on the strip, standing on a soapbox?

[Doktor Howl]

War club.
Anyway, you have to read the pages in order.  No skipping ahead.
And just remember that you asked for it.

my brother in law brought it back from Samoa, and called it a battle axe, but google says you're right.... my jackass brother in law was obviously hitting the kava kava a bit much.
google also says that what i was referring to as a 'loincloth' is more accurately described as a 'bell jar with surgical tubing glued to it'

i'll be in Las Vegas next week, so if it arrives in time, mebbe i can use the material to spread some of the Good News on the strip, standing on a soapbox?

1.  DNT.

2.  Yeah, but I'd limit that to page 2.

[Richter]

War club.
Anyway, you have to read the pages in order.  No skipping ahead.
And just remember that you asked for it.

my brother in law brought it back from Samoa, and called it a battle axe, but google says you're right.... my jackass brother in law was obviously hitting the kava kava a bit much.
google also says that what i was referring to as a 'loincloth' is more accurately described as a 'bell jar with surgical tubing glued to it'

i'll be in Las Vegas next week, so if it arrives in time, mebbe i can use the material to spread some of the Good News on the strip, standing on a soapbox?

That's a GREAT outfit to go clubbing in.

[Doktor Howl]

Badbeast and Payne's replies have been received.   

[BadBeast]

Yeah, had to handwrite it cuz my printers fuckered. Hope it was legible.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, had to handwrite it cuz my printers fuckered. Hope it was legible.

The handwriting was fine.  It was your hideous mangling of the language that threw me.

You fuckers invented that shit, you should use it!   

[BadBeast]

That's how we does it in Wiltshire! It's proper!
Wreck nits good job eye never writ it loike we speeks it den innit?

[Jasper]

Lucky thing I was born American, or my own accent would keep cracking me up.

[Payne]

Badbeast and Payne's replies have been received.   

Mine was written in the spirit, and in a VERY tight deadline.

Any accidental spilling of The Great Truth was just that (accidental), and if you get it in contact with your eyes you must rinse it out immediately with a Swarfega / Moonshine mixture.

[LMNO]

By the way Dok, did you ever manage to decypher the secret message?

[Eater of Clowns]

Roger, did you lick these envelopes or did you use some kind of industrial glue on them?  I opened mine three days ago and it's still getting stuck on various surfaces (and body parts).

Response crafted, ought to be mailed today.

[Doktor Howl]

By the way Dok, did you ever manage to decypher the secret message?

No, not yet.  I noticed it, but I've been busy.  Rest assured, I will.