Basically the most horrifying sex toy I've ever seen.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NSFW NSFW NSFW

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/16/nsfw-calling-all-foot-fetishists-the-vajankle-is-the-sex-toy-for-you-5025206/

The vajankle – as its name suggests – is the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle... and it's as disturbing as it sounds.

Unless you have a serious foot fetish that is, in which case, we'd imagine, it's serious good times.

Sin boutique – the website selling them – explains: 'These quirky feet have a vagina built right in at the ankle!'

They go on: 'The vajankle is in the left foot only. You can order the vajankle independently, or as a pair with the standard right foot.'

[LMNO]

But will it pass the P3nt test?

[The Wizard Joseph]

        


NSFW as hell but somehow not quite as bad as the vajankle

http://www.sinthetics.biz/products/quarter-torso

Cuz why pay all that for a whole torso if you're never gonna fuck most of it.

I'm pretty gulldurn muthaeffin' openminded... but eww.
Like eww with fire.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

For some reason the quarter torso is more disturbing than just a disembodied rubber vagina. I can imagine the utility of a disembodied rubber vagina.

Taking it in a slightly different direction, medical practice models: http://www.gtsimulators.com/Life-form-Prostate-Examination-Simulator-p/lf00901u.htm

[The Wizard Joseph]

Emphasis and cheeky emotes mine. Lulz and brain hiccups for all.
To be read as though advertising for phone sex or porno.
You know, really adding some eager tone to it.
Just hear it in your head as you read..



STAGE A GLAND - Benign, slightly enlarged, but otherwise normal prostate gland.

STAGE B GLAND - A discrete, hard nodule is palpable in the upper right quadrant. This simulates a beginning stage of carcinoma.

STAGE C GLAND - The spread of carcinoma is demonstrated in this gland. The small nodule has increased in size and has become an external hard mass on the surface of the gland.

STAGE D GLAND - This gland is totally replaced with carcinoma. The entire gland will feel hard and irregular.


It really is all about how you say things.   

[Doktor Howl]

Much to my dismay, I can top this.

[LMNO]

   I had forgotten about that little bit of Science™.

[Cain]

I can top you all

http://www.horse-news.net/2015/01/china-begins-mass-producing-inflatable.html

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can top you all

http://www.horse-news.net/2015/01/china-begins-mass-producing-inflatable.html

That's just straight-up good target marketing.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I can top you all

http://www.horse-news.net/2015/01/china-begins-mass-producing-inflatable.html

That's just straight-up good target marketing.

Like for real. All that needs doing is to acquire a supply, show to bronies, allow controversy to unduly spread awareness of *real shudder happened* the product. ..

[EK WAFFLR]

There's so many sex toys that are scary. http://www.scarysextoyfriday.com/?zx=cd9ac508c9e3e56

[The Wizard Joseph]

Much to my dismay, I can top this.

Worse than anthropomorphic rainbow dash too?

[Doktor Howl]

There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck. 

Made in Japan.  Obviously.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

is the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle

No it isnt, it is only a simulation of the future vajankles glory. Wait till you can get these babies installed in your own ankles.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck. 

Made in Japan.  Obviously.

For some reason, that one at least make logical sense to me.