OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

[Doktor Howl]

Our slicer is nothing like those slicers, FYI. It's some sort of two-million-dollar stove-sized contraption.

I must have one.

[Doktor Howl]

A few days ago, there were Muslims protesting in Chattanooga over Robert Doggart being released on bond after being indicted on charges of planning a massacre in Islamberg, NY. Of course, good Christian folk around here had already interpreted this as a sign of an impending Islamic takeover of America.

Today, some guy named Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez shot up two military sites in Chattanooga, killing four Marines.

I have a feeling a lot of things are about to go sideways around here.

Recruiting offices, as I understand it.

[The Wizard Joseph]

A few days ago, there were Muslims protesting in Chattanooga over Robert Doggart being released on bond after being indicted on charges of planning a massacre in Islamberg, NY. Of course, good Christian folk around here had already interpreted this as a sign of an impending Islamic takeover of America.

Today, some guy named Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez shot up two military sites in Chattanooga, killing four Marines.

I have a feeling a lot of things are about to go sideways around here.

Recruiting offices, as I understand it.

Hadn't heard or been looking for news today, but it's Yahoo's top story.
I wanna punch his face. Also want to know EXACTLY who these women they detained were.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/chattanooga-active-shooter-officer-down-live-coverage-154953657.html

On a different note of the same very sad song.. how is this domestic terror, but that Roof asshole was not.. last I heard?

[Bruno]

A few days ago, there were Muslims protesting in Chattanooga over Robert Doggart being released on bond after being indicted on charges of planning a massacre in Islamberg, NY. Of course, good Christian folk around here had already interpreted this as a sign of an impending Islamic takeover of America.

Today, some guy named Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez shot up two military sites in Chattanooga, killing four Marines.

I have a feeling a lot of things are about to go sideways around here.

Recruiting offices, as I understand it.

A recruiting office and a "Naval Operation Support Center". I'm not sure what exactly that would be, but, yeah. Something like that. Offices of some type, as opposed to bases, or something else you might expect to be somewhat fortified.

[The Wizard Joseph]

A few days ago, there were Muslims protesting in Chattanooga over Robert Doggart being released on bond after being indicted on charges of planning a massacre in Islamberg, NY. Of course, good Christian folk around here had already interpreted this as a sign of an impending Islamic takeover of America.

Today, some guy named Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez shot up two military sites in Chattanooga, killing four Marines.

I have a feeling a lot of things are about to go sideways around here.

Recruiting offices, as I understand it.

A recruiting office and a "Naval Operation Support Center". I'm not sure what exactly that would be, but, yeah. Something like that. Offices of some type, as opposed to bases, or something else you might expect to be somewhat fortified.

In other words the softest targets possible you might find in the phonebook? I couldn't get over the gangland methodology. If I understood correctly an HP rifle right through the glass doors was at least how the first shooting went down. Just fuckin peachy.

[minuspace]

Our slicer is nothing like those slicers, FYI. It's some sort of two-million-dollar stove-sized contraption.

Me-me-me! got first dibs on using the slicer:  I propose using the slides to stack the images and feed it though some electron scanning & propagation software I wrote for project Oro-borrows.

I can use it, for science, without ever having to touch it, see?  Everyone wins!

I promise I wont use it for cooking like those "other" applicants.  My solution is renewable!

I think it is my contract, indubitably, right?

[Cain]

Joy.  Overtime tonight.  Useless fucking part time worker who will only be here until not even midnight and might as well not even be here because she is just that useless.  22 expected arrivals on this shift alone, 17 arriving all at the same time.  Mostly Chinese, and young, meaning their English will be terrible. 

I'm never doing overtime again.  It's not worth losing being able to actually see sunlight for an extra day for this nonsense.

[Cain]

1 hour into work and my expectations of a clusterfuck have been exceeded considerably by events on the ground.

Also, whoever decided a building for foreign students should have an internet sign up system which asks 50 fucking questions, including the ever important "Twitter Account Handle", rather than just giving students a username and password, should be shot.  Repeatedly.  In the stomach,

[Doktor Howl]

Well, off to do stuff.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I got sent home because the heat is fucking with the cryoslicer. 

[Cain]

Holy fuck that was 5 hours of hell.   26 inductions done, my throat is in pieces, paperwork is nowhere near up to date.

[Doktor Howl]

I got sent home because the heat is fucking with the cryoslicer. 

There's a joke in there, but I can't seem to find it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I got sent home because the heat is fucking with the cryoslicer. 

There's a joke in there, but I can't seem to find it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Holy fuck that was 5 hours of hell.   26 inductions done, my throat is in pieces, paperwork is nowhere near up to date.

I cannot even imagine. Gah.

[Doktor Howl]

AND THEN WAFFLE ATE A LIZARD TOO.