WEREWOLF - Players Only

[Storebrand]

Only way to prove you aren't a wolfman is to be lynched.

We've got this lovely new rope and I hear some of the men have been practicing their knot-tying skills.  

We need one more vote for you....

[The Wizard]

Fine. (shoots self in the foot) Fuck!!! Fuck!!! Son of a bitch!! Goddamnit!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I call bullshit, that was a lead and copper bullet.


...not like it matters now, this is the middle-ages: You're going to die from infection if you're human.

[President Television]

This might be a good time to bring up the question of whether a werewolf could actually be killed by lynching. It seems to me that the noose would at least have to be made of silver wire or silver chain. Possibly one of those choke-chains with prongs, like you get for big dogs that don't like to behave. How appropriate.

[The Wizard]

Fine, let me die from infection. Just don't lynch me!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dying from infection would be a much worse death than dying from lynching.

The only reason you would have to want to choose the infection over lynching would be if you were a werewolf.

[President Television]

Fine, let me die from infection. Just don't lynch me!

You'd rather have your leg turn gangrenous and fall off and suffer a slow, painful death than die instantly by the noose?
I smell wolf.

[The Wizard]

Dying from infection would be a much worse death than dying from lynching.

True but it will give me more time!

[Storebrand]

To kill more?  You blood-thirsty bastard!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dying from infection would be a much worse death than dying from lynching.

True but it will give me more time!

...to brutally kill villagers in fits of werewolf rage?

[The Wizard]

No! To say goodbye to my imaginary kids! To finish writing my book! To help reveal who the real werewolf is!

[Freeky]

Says the guy who LOOKS like a werwolf!

[The Wizard]

I said I needed a shave! That doesn't mean I'm a werewolf! Cain! Iason! Cainad! Please, you've gotta help me!

[Cainad (dec.)]

I've already thrown my vote in with their lot, Semaj. However, it seems that everyone else has gone to bed or some shit, and we may not get that final vote.

[The Wizard]

Praise the wolf gods! Err...I mean Eris...