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The End of the World is coming, and You may die!

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, December 05, 2010, 12:36:47 AM

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The fans of Family Radio Inc., a Christian radio network, have sponsored dozens of different billboards in select cities around the country proclaiming the exact date when Jesus is coming back. May 21st, 2011.

The Rapture is going to be a great day for God's people but awful for everyone else, said Allison Warden, 29, who orchestrated Nashville's billboard campaign. She's a volunteer with WeCanKnow.com, a website set up by followers of Family Radio. She and other fans designed the billboards, along with T-shirts, bumper stickers and postcards to get Camping's predictions out.

She is absolutely sure that Camping's prediction is right. "It's a certainty," she said.

According to [Family Radio founder Harold] Camping's prediction, the Rapture will happen exactly 7,000 years from the date that God first warned people about the flood. He said the flood happened in 4990 B.C., on what would have been May 21 in the modern calendar. God gave Noah one week of warning. Since one day equals 1,000 years for God, that means there was a 7,000-year interval between the flood and rapture.


http://www.tennessean.com/article/20101201/NEWS06/12010350/Nashville+billboards+claim+Jesus+will+ret
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Gray Jester

That's silly.  Everyone knows that the world is going to end on December 21st, 2012.  This May 21st nonsense is ridiculous.
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Juana

 :lulz: I love this mixing of literal Young Earthism with "time for God is different than it is for us!"
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Don Coyote

Does this mean all these people who believe this will be disposing of their worldly belongings leading up to this?

Dysnomia

actually Jesus is supposed to come back when we least expect it.  That's what I was taught in christian internment camp High School. 
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Salty

Quote from: SARAH PALIN on December 05, 2010, 12:58:42 AM
actually Jesus is supposed to come back when we least expect it.  That's what I was taught in christian internment camp High School. 
He's always in the last place you look.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Quote from: Hover Cat on December 05, 2010, 12:45:56 AM
:lulz: I love this mixing of literal Young Earthism with "time for God is different than it is for us!"

It's just precious, isn't it?
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Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Triple Zero

Quote from: Alty on December 05, 2010, 02:08:17 AM
Quote from: SARAH PALIN on December 05, 2010, 12:58:42 AM
actually Jesus is supposed to come back when we least expect it.  That's what I was taught in christian internment camp High School. 
He's always in the last place you look.

So is Yog-Sothoth.

The last place you'll ever look.
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themenniss

I expect these billboards to be mocked/altered and i hope for many good pics. i would help but i can't swim the Atlantic.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

I have relayed this to a friend of mine who thinks the world will end Dec 2012. She says "cool we will have months of time without them before the world ends".

Awesome. I'm going to loot peoples' houses and steal their Pepsi while I wait for the world to end.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: SARAH PALIN on December 05, 2010, 12:58:42 AM
actually Jesus is supposed to come back when we least expect it.  That's what I was taught in christian internment camp High School. 

These Christians are doing us a favor then. If they're constantly expecting the End Times, then it won't happen. Yay!
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Epimetheus

Will he just be appearing as a 30-year-old man? Or will he be born this May and take 30 years to get to messiah level?
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Epimetheus on December 06, 2010, 09:06:52 AM
Will he just be appearing as a 30-year-old man? Or will he be born this May and take 30 years to get to messiah level?

Fully grown. Revelation only mentions one birth, and it's not Jesus.
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