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100 Security Points and you get Secret Clearance
500 Security Points and you get Top Secret Clearance
1000 Security Points and you get Majestic Clearance

for each 500 Security Points you earn, you get to direct one laser guided missile strike

after 1000 Security Points you get a coupon for 10% off at Denny's

with 10,000 points you get to "frisk" a TSA Agent

and page 67.

please help add artwork to page 42.

Ok, I had been trying to think thing through and did some work today.  I posted a new page 21, and new page 36.  I did a halfassed tie in with page 29.  I am also working on page 42 trying to make an actual WIN.  Unless we want all missions to fail, which would be pretty funny.

Please review and change as needed. 

To get there start at page one, then to page 5.

they should have the same thing after the american presidential elections

The Smurfs and the Magic Flute

what ever happened to Johan and PeeWee?

[A large amount of the horrible shit we do to each other is supported by exactly these kind of people.]

In a thread similar to this I said "I don't want to change the world, I just want to make the world say WTF?"  That is true, but I would like to help make the world better.

Short of all of those who "Get It"™ moving to a new island nation, I don't think we can ever expect to change society.  Like I said, I believe most people who already know they are Robots™ will fight to keep things how they are. But that doesn't mean we can't have fun!!  I think our GASMs do 2 things, 1) they can startle people into thinking for themselves, and 2) they point out the hipocracy of those who know they are robots.  For the rest of the robots it "[will] not compute.]

You ask, what's the problem?  The problem is the banality of evil.  A large amount of the horrible shit we do to each other is supported by exactly these kind of people.  If you ever want to know why Bush's popularity spiked the day after he was given the 2004 election, when all that happened is that he was anointed president, it was because of these people, the ones who "support the president" regardless of who he might be.

Total fucking agreement. 

America as a society, along with a lot of the world, will let people (including children) starve to death, die horrible deaths of treatable diseases, and live in the streets all in the name of Capitalism and the Free Market.  And 95% of the people who know it is happening and let it happen will say and believe they are "good Christians." 

That is some of the hypocrisy and evil I see.  Any free-thinking person would be appalled, but Robots™ can turn a blind eye, say "isn't that a shame", and go on about their Robot™ lives. 

I don't want the Robots™ to just realize the bell is tolling for them, I want to smack them in the fucking head with the bell.


edit: grammar

Advice Puppy: do you want to make more money?

Ok, now that we've gotten that out of the way....

Tits or GTFO.

Here you go:

now those are tits!

Either way, it ain't nuthin' to fuck with.

i missed that when I last read through this.

How many quotes like that end up making you think no one else knows the words to songs like "I left my wallet in El Sugundo."  I do it all the time.

...Discordians are drug addled, shit spouting hippies, frothing at the mouth in their uncomprehending stupor.

thats what the invitation I got said.  but i have yet to see the sticky icky.

SubGenii, on the other hand, are the fucking CHOSEN OF WOTAN, the King Asshole of the Universe, frothing at the mouth in our rage filled frenzies, painted head to toe in woad, warrior poets in this land of BLASPHEMY and HERESY!

I thought this said the "Chosen of Wu-Tang"   

I understand all of the arguments for GRS in modern Western society, but transgendered people have existed for the entirety of human existence, and in cultures which accepted trans people as a third or fourth gender, there are no such reports of disgust with one's natural body, and to me that speaks volumes.

From my perspective, and I don't want to get all woo-woo on you here but it's not an uncommon view from people raised in native American religions, it's sad and a waste when people feel they have to destroy such a rare gift by changing their outside bodies.

I say this despite knowing many trans people and supporting their decision to choose surgery in order to make them happy in the here and now... I just feel that requiring surgery for this happiness is something that our society has coerced.

agreed

I have read that a lot of transmen (am I using this correctly?) have the top done but never actually finish the bottom.  i wonder if that is because phalloplasty seems like a nasty business or for other reasons.  Only transman i have know didn't finish bottom. 

cram, stop being a robot, show your true discord, escape the prison... 

lose your job, have no money, eat out of garbage...

unless you have sick time, then its cool

Tolkien makes my brain hurt.

Bradbury is the only real person in the world, the rest of us are robots, or something.

Advice Puppy, boxers, briefs, or commando?