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Started by Adios, February 22, 2009, 03:59:50 AM

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Adios

I have finally identified 4 Gods I worship and there are subset gods within each major category.

IDAMNWELLWANTTO

This is the first God I will discuss. This one is fun loving and generally enjoys life.

IDAMNWELLDONTWANTTO

This God I was forced to acknowledge due to my contrary nature.

IDAMNWELLBETTER

This is the God of responsibility, a position shared hand in hand with the next God.

IDAMNWELLBETTERNOT

This God shares an avenging Angel with IDAMNWELLBETTER, usually in the form of MYWIFE.

My religion demands I use the first two and fear the second two.

This is my Church and my Gods.

Kai

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Thurnez Isa

I worship all gods...
Jesus... Mohammad... tree spirits...
gotta cover all your bases
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Lies

I believe all religions are correct and we're all going to hell
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Adios

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 22, 2009, 05:38:56 AM
I worship all gods...
Jesus... Mohammad... tree spirits...
gotta cover all your bases

PAGANS!!!!!!!!!!

Thurnez Isa

THATS IT BUB
IM LIGHTING A MAGIQUKAL BLACK CANDLE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
EAT MY PIXIE DUST
:rpger:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Adios

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 22, 2009, 06:11:56 AM
THATS IT BUB
IM LIGHTING A MAGIQUKAL BLACK CANDLE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
EAT MY PIXIE DUST
:rpger:

YUO HAZ PIXIE DUST????

CALL ME NAO!

We will mix it wiff my faerie wings and fly around a while!

Mu

Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on February 22, 2009, 06:38:10 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 22, 2009, 06:11:56 AM
THATS IT BUB
IM LIGHTING A MAGIQUKAL BLACK CANDLE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
EAT MY PIXIE DUST
:rpger:

YUO HAZ PIXIE DUST????

CALL ME NAO!

We will mix it wiff my faerie wings and fly around a while!

All you need to do then is think happy thoughts  :mrgreen:

Yay peter pan  :lulz:
"If the truth can be told, so as to be understood, it will be believed." - The Shamen, Re Evolution, 1992

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on February 22, 2009, 03:59:50 AM
I have finally identified 4 Gods I worship and there are subset gods within each major category.

IDAMNWELLWANTTO

This is the first God I will discuss. This one is fun loving and generally enjoys life.

IDAMNWELLDONTWANTTO

This God I was forced to acknowledge due to my contrary nature.

IDAMNWELLBETTER

This is the God of responsibility, a position shared hand in hand with the next God.

IDAMNWELLBETTERNOT

This God shares an avenging Angel with IDAMNWELLBETTER, usually in the form of MYWIFE.

My religion demands I use the first two and fear the second two.

This is my Church and my Gods.

fuck yeah! :mittens:
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Adios


Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on February 22, 2009, 03:59:50 AM
I have finally identified 4 Gods I worship and there are subset gods within each major category.

IDAMNWELLWANTTO

This is the first God I will discuss. This one is fun loving and generally enjoys life.

IDAMNWELLDONTWANTTO

This God I was forced to acknowledge due to my contrary nature.

IDAMNWELLBETTER

This is the God of responsibility, a position shared hand in hand with the next God.

IDAMNWELLBETTERNOT

This God shares an avenging Angel with IDAMNWELLBETTER, usually in the form of MYWIFE.

My religion demands I use the first two and fear the second two.

This is my Church and my Gods.

At first I didn't want to read this thread. Then I did and was pleasantly surprised by it's hilarity.  :)

Jasper


Adios

Thank you. I wasn't sure if it belonged here or TYFS.

Jasper

Either works, but let me know if you'd rather it be there.