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#32
RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread
March 02, 2016, 08:38:59 AM
For the first time in years, I have a gaming rig. Skyrim is downloaded, modding best practice is being researched.
#33
EVERYTHING IS FINE, 'IS ARM FELL OFF WITHOUT INJURING HIM EVEN A LITTLE. NATURAL CAUSES.
#34
Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on March 01, 2016, 11:27:08 PM
Quote from: Pæs on March 01, 2016, 02:41:02 AM
Does this make it more or less suspicious?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/20/zimbabwe-us-registered-plane-body-suspected-stowaway

More, because "a pathologist found no injuries internal or external on the body."

So where did all that blood come from, and when did "partially severed arm" start not being an injury?
That was what got me, too.
#36
Quote from: Cain on February 29, 2016, 05:43:15 PM
I'm taking bets I don't get paid for today because the work payroll system doesn't recognise leap years.

It doesn't recognise night work, for the purposes of taking holiday time, so I'm feeling pretty confident about this.

GUESS THE BUG BASED ON THE WORKAROUND: http://www.acepay.co.nz/faq150.htm
#37
Echoing others' sentiments, Nigel, I am so sorry.

And Roger, I'm sorry to hear about your friend.

Fuck.
#39
Hnnnng tonight I am finally getting my head around a side-channel attack on encrypted data called a Padding Oracle, which I use all the time and am fairly familiar with, but not comfortable enough on the technical detail to explain to someone else, which is the problem I'm fixing with tonight's recap. The problem is that I should instead have gone to bed and as a result I'm glaring at a page full of crypto math and code, angrily sipping whisky and muttering to myself.
#40
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 21, 2015, 12:46:21 AM
1. You can't see the darkest corner of the internet.

2. You don't want to.
This.

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on February 09, 2016, 06:46:19 AM
Quote from: themanwhocreatedjazz on October 20, 2015, 06:12:35 PM
I'd like to nominate http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/. Or http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php. I've heard the latter is really fucked up.

What about /b/?

EDIT:
Strike that. The darkesy=t corner of the internet is the probably the DEA's website.
/b/? Oh, my sweet summer child, /b/ isn't even the darkest corner of the popular parts of the WWW, let alone the entire internet.
#41
Coworker came into work today with a POPE card issued by Gavriel. So, I guess Discordia is successful now.
#42
Quote from: Faust on January 14, 2016, 11:40:48 AM
Quote from: Meunster on January 14, 2016, 08:10:22 AM
Quote from: Xaz on January 13, 2016, 01:38:31 PM
Quote from: Meunster on January 13, 2016, 01:28:39 PM
Wait. Pepper spray is banned in the uk?

What are pointy sticks banned too?

If you are thought to be carrying it about with intent to use as a weapon then yes, I think they are...

What's next? no closed fists. You might be preparing to hit someone.
I know its hard to put it in context when you live in a place that cant go three months without a school shooting
Shots fired! Only not, because of sensible policy.
#43
Also amazing to see people freaking out over people of colour playing white people. It's ANARCHY.
#44
Listening to the soundtrack of the Hamilton musical on repeat for days now. Highly recommend to all. It's a brilliant, largely hip-hop, retelling of Alexander Hamilton's life.

It's on Spotify, but here's a cabinet meeting on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm4lPfzjrRw
#45
I made a shitty thing to generate character names for Skyrim: http://tesname.herokuapp.com/
It's on a free-tier webserver so goes to sleep while nobody is using it and takes a while to wake up when you first visit the page.

Some dude on Reddit broke all the character names in TES into reusable components to generate lore-friendly names with. This smashes them back together randomly.

I didn't add a button to clear the generated names from the screen, even though it would take literally two minutes, so for now the only way to tidy up the page is to switch your race selection then switch it back. Edit: Okay, it took less than a minute so I added it.