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#2776
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:16:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...

And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.

It's okay, we can make it better.

You know, with more plugs and nobs and barbed bits.  Getting it on won't be a problem.
#2777
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

THAT is actually one of the exact possibilities that I contemplated with the custom designs. 
#2778
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
#2779
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.
#2780
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
#2781
Lost.   :sad:
#2782
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Hey PD.
April 28, 2011, 06:29:28 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 28, 2011, 06:25:00 PM
OMIGOD! The loves is runnin' out!

WE HAVE TO GET IT BEFORE OUR ENEMIES DO!

DRILL, BABY, DRILL!
#2783
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 04:21:29 PM
Didn't you guys fight an entire war so you wouldn't have to watch shit like this???


AND WE'LL FIGHT A HUNDRED MORE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.
#2784
I spoke with Cram recently, he knows I'm interested and I believe he said Squid and Mr. Squid won't be able to make it.  I'll be hitting him with the cash shortly for a room.
#2785
Curling, motherfuckers, can you do it?
#2786
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 02:48:13 PM
So, this movie has bombed... yes?

The free market demanded it.   :)
#2787
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Hey PD.
April 28, 2011, 05:17:18 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 02:36:58 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 28, 2011, 02:24:33 AM
Time is money, Freeky.  Start churning out that love or we're going to have to find a replacement.   :)

Did you even look at the link? :(

I got home.  I clicked link.  I am more in love than ever.
#2788
Discordian Recipes / Re: New foods I'm trying
April 28, 2011, 02:48:42 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 02:40:25 AM
So I'm making stuffed eggplant.  The first instruction (core eggplant) already has me stumped. :lulz:  HOw CAN THIS GO WRONG!?


That's easy, you just hollow out a portion like you normally would if you were about to fuck it.
#2789
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Hey PD.
April 28, 2011, 02:40:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 02:36:58 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 28, 2011, 02:24:33 AM
Time is money, Freeky.  Start churning out that love or we're going to have to find a replacement.   :)

Did you even look at the link? :(

I can't youtube at work.  Sooorry Freekeh. 
#2790
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Hey PD.
April 28, 2011, 02:24:33 AM
Time is money, Freeky.  Start churning out that love or we're going to have to find a replacement.   :)