Hipsters fucking love the hurdy-gurdy

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

....um. No. Unless you are positing that if it takes a hipster to know a hipster, therefore only like can recognize like applies universally to everything.

How are you at math? Not so good?  

Dok- Majoring in History at the moment, but Celtic studies are an option for later.

I'm just pointing out the flaw in reasoning that it takes a hipster to know a hipster.

Nono, It takes a hipster who does not recognize himself/herself as one to know a hipster.

So, hipsters who are aware that they are hipsters are unable to spot a hipster?

This is correct, and we have actual proof:  Mr Language.

The world just keeps making less and less sense.

ETA: How does the hipster attain self-recognition?

[Doktor Howl]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

....um. No. Unless you are positing that if it takes a hipster to know a hipster, therefore only like can recognize like applies universally to everything.

How are you at math? Not so good?  

Dok- Majoring in History at the moment, but Celtic studies are an option for later.

I'm just pointing out the flaw in reasoning that it takes a hipster to know a hipster.

Nono, It takes a hipster who does not recognize himself/herself as one to know a hipster.

So, hipsters who are aware that they are hipsters are unable to spot a hipster?

This is correct, and we have actual proof:  Mr Language.

The world just keeps making less and less sense.

ETA: How does the hipster attain self-recognition?

SHOW ME THE SOUND OF ONE UKELELE PLAYING.

[Freeky]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

....um. No. Unless you are positing that if it takes a hipster to know a hipster, therefore only like can recognize like applies universally to everything.

How are you at math? Not so good?  

Dok- Majoring in History at the moment, but Celtic studies are an option for later.

I'm just pointing out the flaw in reasoning that it takes a hipster to know a hipster.

Nono, It takes a hipster who does not recognize himself/herself as one to know a hipster.

So, hipsters who are aware that they are hipsters are unable to spot a hipster?

This is correct, and we have actual proof:  Mr Language.

The world just keeps making less and less sense.

ETA: How does the hipster attain self-recognition?

It's a racial trait trade-out, like the elven magic trait for a boost to tracking, or a dwarf's "Greed" for extra speed or whatever. It's in the Advanced Players Guide, right next to "Halfling".

[Eater of Clowns]

SHOW ME THE SOUND OF ONE UKELELE PLAYING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k

[Doktor Howl]

SHOW ME THE SOUND OF ONE UKELELE PLAYING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k

NO. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

....um. No. Unless you are positing that if it takes a hipster to know a hipster, therefore only like can recognize like applies universally to everything.

How are you at math? Not so good?  

Dok- Majoring in History at the moment, but Celtic studies are an option for later.

I'm just pointing out the flaw in reasoning that it takes a hipster to know a hipster.

Nono, It takes a hipster who does not recognize himself/herself as one to know a hipster.

So, hipsters who are aware that they are hipsters are unable to spot a hipster?

This is correct, and we have actual proof:  Mr Language.

The world just keeps making less and less sense.

ETA: How does the hipster attain self-recognition?

SHOW ME THE SOUND OF ONE UKELELE PLAYING.

[Eater of Clowns]

SHOW ME THE SOUND OF ONE UKELELE PLAYING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k

NO. 

It's actually not a joke link.  It's Jake Shimabukuro, who's a ukulele freaking virtuoso, playing While My Guitar Gently Weeps.  It's goddamn incredible.

[Doktor Howl]

SHOW ME THE SOUND OF ONE UKELELE PLAYING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k

NO.  

It's actually not a joke link.  It's Jake Shimabukuro, who's a ukulele freaking virtuoso, playing While My Guitar Gently Weeps.  It's goddamn incredible.

NO.  JUST FUCKING NO.  You East coast spags already fucked me up once with your hipster shit, and I AM NOT CLICKING A LINK THAT INVOLVES CLASSIC SONGS REDONE ON A FUCKING UKELELE.  I already put up with some Alanys Morrisette clone doing TOM FUCKING PETTY on a FUCKING UKELELE¹, and I think that was QUITE FUCKING ENOUGH.

I know you weren't there that day, but you didn't warn me, either, so I'm holding you equally responsible with Suu, Richter, and Dimo.  I should have fucking known better, but I JUST HAD TO FUCKING GO.

Well, I've learned my Goddamned lesson.  Never trust Easterners, especially when it comes to music.

Even General Stuart plays the Goddamn banjo, though his singer was doing some really cool Hank Sr-esque shit, so I won't put a hit out on him.  For the moment.

Jesusfuckshitgoddamn.


¹  Let me say that again:  TOM FUCKING PETTY WITH A FUCKING UKELELE.

[Freeky]

How does the hipster attain self-recognition?

It's a racial trait trade-out, like the elven magic trait for a boost to tracking, or a dwarf's "Greed" for extra speed or whatever. It's in the Advanced Players Guide, right next to "Halfling".

I'd have thought at least Dok would have found this entertaining.

[Doktor Howl]

How does the hipster attain self-recognition?

It's a racial trait trade-out, like the elven magic trait for a boost to tracking, or a dwarf's "Greed" for extra speed or whatever. It's in the Advanced Players Guide, right next to "Halfling".

I'd have thought at least Dok would have found this entertaining.

Sorry.  I was rendered blind with rage.

[Freeky]

How does the hipster attain self-recognition?

It's a racial trait trade-out, like the elven magic trait for a boost to tracking, or a dwarf's "Greed" for extra speed or whatever. It's in the Advanced Players Guide, right next to "Halfling".

I'd have thought at least Dok would have found this entertaining.

Sorry.  I was rendered blind with rage.

No worries.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

....um. No. Unless you are positing that if it takes a hipster to know a hipster, therefore only like can recognize like applies universally to everything.

How are you at math? Not so good? 

Dok- Majoring in History at the moment, but Celtic studies are an option for later.

I'm just pointing out the flaw in reasoning that it takes a hipster to know a hipster.

Nono, It takes a hipster who does not recognize himself/herself as one to know a hipster.

So, hipsters who are aware that they are hipsters are unable to spot a hipster?

This is correct, and we have actual proof:  Mr Language.

It's true.

I think he may be the first  hipster to achieve self-awareness. This is historical, folks.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

....um. No. Unless you are positing that if it takes a hipster to know a hipster, therefore only like can recognize like applies universally to everything.

How are you at math? Not so good?  

Dok- Majoring in History at the moment, but Celtic studies are an option for later.

I'm just pointing out the flaw in reasoning that it takes a hipster to know a hipster.

Nono, It takes a hipster who does not recognize himself/herself as one to know a hipster.

So, hipsters who are aware that they are hipsters are unable to spot a hipster?

This is correct, and we have actual proof:  Mr Language.

The world just keeps making less and less sense.

ETA: How does the hipster attain self-recognition?

It's a racial trait trade-out, like the elven magic trait for a boost to tracking, or a dwarf's "Greed" for extra speed or whatever. It's in the Advanced Players Guide, right next to "Halfling".

I love you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Page 23, motherfucker! And look at this fucking hipster with his hurdy-gurdy!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And this hipster! Pepin, HURDY-GURDY MASTER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQBRA74HrFQ