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Started by Dimocritus, November 04, 2011, 03:35:44 PM

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Drunk
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Hungry
3 (13%)
Horny
5 (21.7%)
Angry
1 (4.3%)
Trapped in an Existentially Nihilistic Vacuum and Can't Escape
13 (56.5%)

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Dimocritus

November 04, 2011, 03:35:44 PM
 ...ask me anything.

Just don't be prepared for anything meaningful.
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
November 04, 2011, 03:58:09 PM
How do I get my life back on track?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#2
November 04, 2011, 04:01:34 PM
Why do I always date cheesedicks?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Faust

#3
November 04, 2011, 04:05:18 PM
If you cut the highlander precisely down the middle, does he die?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cainad (dec.)

#4
November 04, 2011, 04:05:51 PM
Why do I keep falling behind?

Dimocritus

#5
November 04, 2011, 06:34:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 03:58:09 PM
How do I get my life back on track?

Doesn't matter, as life is intrinsically meaningless. Furthermore, the concept of "on track" is entirely subjective, leaving the only person that can truthfully answer this question for you is you. Instead, I suggest the following distractions: A good book, An obsessive hobby, tasty food, Recreational drugs and/or Sex (meaningless sex, of course).

Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 04:01:34 PM
Why do I always date cheesedicks?

Lack of foresight combined with bad decision making skills. That, and your actual odds of meeting any human being that isn't a complete cheesdick are astronomically against you, let alone one that you actually want to get freeky-deeky with.

Quote from: Faust on November 04, 2011, 04:05:18 PM
If you cut the highlander precisely down the middle, does he die?

No. However, there can only be one, so as soon as the cut is made, the two halves must duel immediately. But, because each side only has half a head, then neither side can ever die, because neither side can ever be fully beheaded.

Quote from: Cainad on November 04, 2011, 04:05:51 PM
Why do I keep falling behind?

Relative to what?

HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

notathing

#6
November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
November 04, 2011, 07:36:30 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?

You're fucked forever.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

notathing

#8
November 04, 2011, 07:53:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:36:30 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?

You're fucked forever.
i figured.
i accept my fate, i guess.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
November 04, 2011, 07:58:24 PM
I do need a new obsessive hobby. I like that idea! Will work on.

Good book; check. Tasty food; got it. Recreational drugs; probably nothing more than the occasional pot brownie.

Meaningless sex might happen, but odds are slim that I'll find anyone I like enough to want to fuck, but don't like enough to get attached to.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
November 04, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 07:58:24 PM
I do need a new obsessive hobby.

Stalking Charley Sheen.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#11
November 04, 2011, 08:02:02 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Don Coyote

#12
November 04, 2011, 08:22:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:36:30 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?

You're fucked forever.

the robots killed my good computer. :argh!:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
November 04, 2011, 09:14:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 07:58:24 PM
I do need a new obsessive hobby.

Stalking Charley Sheen.   :)

:horrormirth: Is he still alive?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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