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Holy Name™ 2014 Thread

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 29, 2014, 08:21:37 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
May 29, 2014, 11:47:14 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 29, 2014, 10:03:02 PM
Sock it to me.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#16
May 30, 2014, 12:14:05 AM
:lulz:

These are great, as usual.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
May 30, 2014, 12:25:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 08:39:08 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 29, 2014, 08:35:47 PM
I reallly like my current one, but it might be ready to go into the curio cabinet.

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:lulz: I like it.
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Raz Tech

#18
May 30, 2014, 12:27:40 AM
I don't even have on of these! May I?

Nephew Twiddleton

#19
May 30, 2014, 01:52:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 08:21:37 PM
Line right up for your Holy Name™ if you haven't got one, or your old one is busted.

There may be a delay of up to 72 hours between now and when you get your new name, because travel and Texas and no sleep.

First come, first served.

I'll take a one.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#20
May 30, 2014, 04:32:01 AM
Just in time, I think I felted this one in the wash. It's suddenly very small and much fuzzier than I remember.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
May 30, 2014, 04:39:56 AM
Make mine a double, thanks.
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P3nT4gR4m

#22
May 30, 2014, 06:25:40 AM
My last one has developed a rattle in the mid-rev range so, yeah, I'd like a replacement please!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#23
May 30, 2014, 06:35:31 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 12:27:40 AM
I don't even have on of these! May I?

Wheel-Eyed & Rabid Marmoset of Forbidden Orifices.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
May 30, 2014, 06:36:57 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 30, 2014, 01:52:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 08:21:37 PM
Line right up for your Holy Name™ if you haven't got one, or your old one is busted.

There may be a delay of up to 72 hours between now and when you get your new name, because travel and Texas and no sleep.

First come, first served.

I'll take a one.

Steely-Eyed Replicant Frottage Master of Yesterday's Lost Glory
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
May 30, 2014, 06:38:03 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 30, 2014, 04:32:01 AM
Just in time, I think I felted this one in the wash. It's suddenly very small and much fuzzier than I remember.

Turbo-Charged Holder of the Involuntary Vasectomy Land Speed Record
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
May 30, 2014, 06:40:16 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on May 30, 2014, 04:39:56 AM
Make mine a double, thanks.

Four-Barreled Central Texas Gene Corrections Officer From Tomorrow's Rump-Shaking Dystopia.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
May 30, 2014, 06:43:15 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2014, 06:25:40 AM
My last one has developed a rattle in the mid-rev range so, yeah, I'd like a replacement please!

Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#28
May 30, 2014, 07:07:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 06:36:57 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 30, 2014, 01:52:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2014, 08:21:37 PM
Line right up for your Holy Name™ if you haven't got one, or your old one is busted.

There may be a delay of up to 72 hours between now and when you get your new name, because travel and Texas and no sleep.

First come, first served.

I'll take a one.

Steely-Eyed Replicant Frottage Master of Yesterday's Lost Glory

Done.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#29
May 30, 2014, 08:13:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 06:38:03 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 30, 2014, 04:32:01 AM
Just in time, I think I felted this one in the wash. It's suddenly very small and much fuzzier than I remember.

Turbo-Charged Holder of the Involuntary Vasectomy Land Speed Record

That is amazing. I can feel the HOLYTM.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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