ITT: Terrible Advice

[Salty]

I want to murder my car and piss on it's corpse after I'm done with it.
What's the best way of going about this?

Suicide by cop after a high speed car chase. Your bladder will release itself at death.

Brilliant!
Brb, I'm gonna be on the TEEVEE.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I find myself sexually aroused by this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aja7gcgRMJU&feature=related

The sofa scene was pretty hot.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I find myself sexually aroused by this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aja7gcgRMJU&feature=related

The sofa scene was pretty hot.

I know. I cant help it, that machine...
Its like a giant metallic vagina of death.


I want to stick my cock in it.

Just the tip.

Just to see how it feels.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I find myself sexually aroused by this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aja7gcgRMJU&feature=related

The sofa scene was pretty hot.

I know. I cant help it, that machine...
Its like a giant metallic vagina of death.


I want to stick my cock in it.

Just the tip.

Just to see how it feels.

Reminds me of my ex-wife.

[LordOfganza]

I find myself sexually aroused by this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aja7gcgRMJU&feature=related

The sofa scene was pretty hot.

I know. I cant help it, that machine...
Its like a giant metallic vagina of death.


I want to stick my cock in it.

Just the tip.

Just to see how it feels.

Reminds me of my ex-wife.

[Dysnomia]

Cuddlefish:

my date is standing me up tonight.  What do I do?

Drink a handle bottle of cheap vodka. Go to his house. Wait outside 'till he arrives. When he gets home, let the spirit move you.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision! 

[Cuddlefish]

I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision! 

How much money does he owe you? Steal the vodka and send it to me. I'll let you know if it's an even trade-off.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision! 

How much money does he owe you? Steal the vodka and send it to me. I'll let you know if it's an even trade-off.

Alright, it's on the way now.

[Cuddlefish]

I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision! 

How much money does he owe you? Steal the vodka and send it to me. I'll let you know if it's an even trade-off.

Alright, it's on the way now.

Right now? Hold on... *checks e-mail*...

E-Vodka?!?! Why, you little... 

[Eater of Clowns]

I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision! 

How much money does he owe you? Steal the vodka and send it to me. I'll let you know if it's an even trade-off.

Alright, it's on the way now.

Right now? Hold on... *checks e-mail*...

E-Vodka?!?! Why, you little... 

I heard if you run it through your spam filter a few times it tastes like better quality vodka.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision! 

How much money does he owe you? Steal the vodka and send it to me. I'll let you know if it's an even trade-off.

Alright, it's on the way now.

Right now? Hold on... *checks e-mail*...

E-Vodka?!?! Why, you little... 

I heard if you run it through your spam filter a few times it tastes like better quality vodka.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I've been wondering: Should I fuck with Wu-Tang Clan?

[Doktor Howl]

On a related note, should I step to Chef?

[Cain]

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26124.msg912557#msg912557