News:

For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

Main Menu
Menu

Summary

Guest Outlandish

Offline Show posts Show stats
Posts:
172 (0.025 per day)
Age:
N/A
Location:
you're in my filing cabinet and i'm not
Date registered:
February 24, 2005, 06:53:18 PM
Local Time:
April 19, 2024, 09:52:56 PM
Last active:
February 20, 2006, 09:22:36 PM
Signature:
Boo!

Dress up a monkey in Armani, he may seem precocious and cute.
Despite all that primpin', you still got a chimp in a suit.

Buy him a castle, he'll still be an asshole, and nothing you do will change that-
He's still just a stinky little minkey in a dinky little suit and a cheap little hat!