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Messages - The Dark Monk

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Apple Talk / Re: A thread about the Black Death...
« on: September 06, 2012, 04:33:11 pm »
Squirrels carry it in Sacramento and people STILL feed them.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTENTION MORTALS...
« on: September 06, 2012, 12:47:39 am »


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Apple Talk / Re: ATTENTION MORTALS...
« on: September 06, 2012, 12:24:46 am »

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Apple Talk / Re: Israel starving refugees to death at its border
« on: September 05, 2012, 07:57:23 pm »
Warhammer 40K is science fiction.  Not all hope is lost.

Warhammer 40K is half the population of the world as we speak.

Only without the cool shit.

True. I've heard some speeches as of late which do compare to:
"It is better to die for the Emperor than live for yourself."

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Apple Talk / Re: Good Morning PD.COM!!!
« on: September 03, 2012, 03:57:14 pm »
We have designated it "Asian Food Day".
Large concentrations of egg rolls, spring rolls, potstickers, pho, udon, chow mein, tempura (vegetables only I hate seafood).
Tonight I dine in awesome.
Deep fried tempura sweet potatoes? To DIE for.

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Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Books that are cause for firing
« on: September 03, 2012, 01:10:07 pm »
50 Shades of grey: Your boss' wife may have read it, explaining it in crushing detail like their section on nipple clamps. He then files sexual harassment against you.

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Apple Talk / Re: Sitting in a room.
« on: September 03, 2012, 01:04:14 pm »
You have hurricane weather too? God has been pissing on me since 6 days ago. I think I'm going to miss the bulk of it however.

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Apple Talk / Re: Good Morning PD.COM!!!
« on: September 03, 2012, 01:02:50 pm »
Morning! No coffee, just laxatives. Partake?

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Apple Talk / Re: You know that thing you do?
« on: September 02, 2012, 10:46:40 am »
Because stone cold said so.

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Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Books that are cause for firing
« on: September 02, 2012, 02:21:03 am »
Don't forget the rallying if the Imperial Sardaukar, which may in fact cause WWIII.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
« on: September 01, 2012, 06:08:09 am »
I wonder if it's copyright infringement to carve a gargoyle with his face?

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Apple Talk / Re: I don't give a shit
« on: August 31, 2012, 01:42:25 am »
Yeah, I saw them advertised on TV. "A Real Pane In The Ass".

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Apple Talk / Re: Introspection and Self-Discovery
« on: August 30, 2012, 04:43:13 am »
Nope.

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Apple Talk / Re: ITT we post pictures of our dogs
« on: August 29, 2012, 04:57:42 am »
This was my dog:


Is that a taco with hotdog in the middle?

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Apple Talk / Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
« on: August 28, 2012, 11:48:32 pm »
Mmmm, spicy oppressive poutine....

TDM, YOU GO WASH YOUR HANDS THIS SECOND.

And next time, DO THAT SHIT IN PRIVATE.
But...but....he did it too!

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