Allow me to introduce myself...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's been too long, ya'll. I feel like I need to re-introduce myself. So, hello again

Was wondering where you went. Welcome back!

[Xieante Antitheus]

Hey there!

Perhaps being a typo-spag, you could help us with the modern mythological creatures PDF. Anyway, welcome!

I can see what I can do to help, given how much free time I have. I have Acrobat Pro, Publisher, and InDesign at my disposal right now. Given what I've gathered from the other posts. The best bet would be to play with a base template. Depends on the main program Cram uses to create his PDF docs.

[Rumckle]

Actually what I meant was just picking out fonts (because I'm not too good at it), but it is always nice to have graphic designers to make pretty PDFs 

(it's too early to think straight, sorry if I'm not making much sense)

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Hi Xie, welcome to PD, now you have significantly widened the radius of your circle of irritation,  don't let it go to your head.  The only person I ever knew from Milwaukee, was this geezer, and he irritated the fuck out of everyone. (Except Marion Cunningham)   

EEEYYY

NOBODY, I MEAN NOBODY

SAYS NOTHIN

ABOUT THE FONZ, ARRIGHT?

****

PS: Xieante Antitheus appears to be an attractive female. i call poptart until proven wrong. in the event that i'm wrong and she's real, HI XIEANTE I'M VEX AND I'M ALWAYS NICE.

[Salty]

Welcome!
...
...
...
*looks around*
Nobody?
All right.
That's a nice big pickle you have there.

[Xieante Antitheus]

Welcome!
...
...
...
*looks around*
Nobody?
All right.
That's a nice big pickle you have there.

Yeah, I like big pickles. ^.^ 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I smell attention whore.

[Don Coyote]

I smell attention whore.

But I showered...yesterday...

[Xieante Antitheus]

Not really. Post one silly comment get one in return? IDK. But if I am indeed an attention whore I promise to do my very best.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

But I showered...yesterday...

Like I keep telling you, a rubdown with a dead squirrel is not a "shower".

[Don Coyote]

Like I keep telling you, a rubdown with a dead squirrel is not a "shower".

I changed up my regimen. I only use the squirrel to comb the twigs from my mustache now. I now use actual water to shower.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I changed up my regimen. I only use the squirrel to comb the twigs from my mustache now. I now use actual water to shower.

Actual water? I'm impressed! Are they letting you use a real metal spoon at dinner again yet?

[Don Coyote]

Actual water? I'm impressed! Are they letting you use a real metal spoon at dinner again yet?

I'm not even allowed near fingernail clippers still.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not even allowed near fingernail clippers still.

well, after that incident with the truckstop bartender and the... you know... I can't say I really blame them.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This may be a bit of babbling but bear with me. I wasn't going to do an intro thing because I don't count myself as a Discordian. However, it was recently brought to my attention that I am frequently (unintentionally) rude as fuck. There was a random spark of . . . something? that made me think that it applied here. So since I have no desire to be (unintentionally) rude . . .

Demographic info your age, where you live, etc: 29, Georgia (for now), mostly harmless.

Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc: Working two jobs right now, both retail. Please shoot me.

What you like to do in your free time: Sleep, mostly. Read, write, chat, listen to music, think about stuff and come to the wrong conclusions. I like talking to people but I end up in places where everyone is one sort of person - a fluffy bunny or a troll or whatever and I get bored.

What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Pretty much anything can catch my fancy. I wander aimlessly a lot. I like PosterGASM and the snail-hate-mail thing. A lot of the GASMs are something I'd consider doing if I had any amount of motivation, actually.

How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? In 2000, I was having a hallucination about Jesus and Bast playing chess and Eris pranced through, turned the chessboard into cheese and the chess pieces into pretzels. At that point I figured I'd had quite enough since I was hallucinating without the aid of drugs or alcohol (never touched the former and limit myself to one drink a year, regarding the latter) . . . so I took a nap. When I woke up I sent an e-mail to a guy I was good friends with at the time and told him about the hallucination. Jesus and Bast playing chess was a rather common one for me at the time. But Eris was new. So he sent me to the Principia Discordia and I read it. I've read other stuff and communicated with other pagany types and alternatively religious types and watched my Discordian friend go crazy and disappear since then . . . but haven't really done much of anything chaos-derived.

Picture: I have no pictures, just what amounts to a phobia of having my picture taken. I try to beat it, once in awhile, but it always comes back.

Names: I collect them but the ones that are pertinent here are 'curiosity' and 'Cardinal Pizza Deliverance (Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS)'. That second one makes me cackle like an evil villain after a dose or two of helium.

Interesting people think I am bland. Bland people think I am interesting. People with medical or psychological knowledge tend to think I'm one of the more milquetoast varieties of psycho.