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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Discordian Politics!
« Last post by Pergamos on Yesterday at 06:41:57 am »
You hope more molestors off themselves? 
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Yesterday at 12:06:37 am »
At work today:

Billy:  "What do you look so grumpy about?"

Me:  "The new guy."

Billy:  "Who, Kevin?  What's wrong with him?"

Me:  "I sent him to fix the blower on roof 3."

Billy:  "And?"

Me:  "He did it."

Billy:  "So, what's the problem?"

Me:  "While he was doing that, he noticed that one of the hot water heaters was out.  So he fixed that."

Billy:  "That's good, right?"

Me:  "And while he was doing THAT, he noticed some dodgy wiring, so he pulled new wire in parallel, opened the circuit, landed the new wires, and yanked the crappy stuff out. While he was in process of doing THAT, he found that the breakers weren't labeled, so he got the print, verified ALL of the circuits, and labeled them with proper placards instead of a sharpy."

Billy:  "Holy crap, it's not even lunch time."

Me:  "I know."

Billy:  "This isn't natural."

Me:  "I know.  And God won't let me have nice things unless he's gonna drizzle crap all over them first, so I am just sitting here and I am waiting for the other shoe to drop."

Billy:  "But what if there isn't another shoe?"

Me:  "Have you learned NOTHING?"
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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Last post by Prelate Diogenes Shandor on February 21, 2018, 06:45:59 pm »
An overweight demon tries several fad diets to try and lose weight including eating only people's souls and eating only pain and sorrow
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Techmology and Scientism / Re: ⯰
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on February 21, 2018, 03:13:40 pm »
Hey spags! Have a (possible?) future Hand of Eris symbol:


a rectangle? seems kinda square

You just need to see it from the right angle  :lol:
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Techmology and Scientism / Re: ⯰
« Last post by PoFP on February 21, 2018, 01:55:33 pm »
Hey spags! Have a (possible?) future Hand of Eris symbol:


a rectangle? seems kinda square

Ahaaauuuuuuuuaaauauuua, yesssss  :golfclap:
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Techmology and Scientism / Re: ⯰
« Last post by Cramulus on February 21, 2018, 01:03:44 pm »
Hey spags! Have a (possible?) future Hand of Eris symbol:


a rectangle? seems kinda square
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Discordian Politics!
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on February 21, 2018, 08:51:29 am »
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Apple Talk / Re: ITT I drink, and I write things.
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on February 21, 2018, 08:18:35 am »
Tonight I have my first bar fight since I don't know when. A****** said some s*** next thing I know this guy is trying to fight me. Funny part is I was the one who seem rational at the moment. People talk some s*** like they're going to swing but they never really do. The truth is I was happy to put him out of the place but none the less he decided that he was going to talk s*** to me. Next thing you know there's nothing between him and me but the cops and the motherfuking bartender who's upset.  Had a good night overall and everyone at the bar thought I was some kind of hero.I sang My Songs drank my drank and overall it was a great night. Good night good night sweet Eris and I hope I see you again the morning .
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Discordian Politics!
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on February 21, 2018, 03:52:58 am »
Being all things to all men in practice is lulzy.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Discordian Politics!
« Last post by Space Adventures Of Christ on February 21, 2018, 02:30:33 am »
Rotational Schizophrenic Politics is the best!:
one second the politician is conservative, then they're progressive, then they're alt-left, then they're libertarian, then they're Marxist, then they're communist, then they're full alt-right, then they're fundamentalist  :lulz: :lulz:
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