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#61
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / An Open Letter to TGRR
Last post by Doktor Howl - March 20, 2024, 02:43:14 AMDear Roger,
You've been gone a while. Maybe sulking, maybe dead, hard to say. Either way, I'm better off without you. You were, in medical terms, a schmuck. You were always so damned eager to make friends, and you never were invited. To anything. People just didn't care if you were around, and that bugged you worse than if they outright hated you. You were a cypher. Ranting your guts up is fun, but it's not a personality.
Me, I can take people or leave them. You should try that, assuming of course that you're not pushing up daisies. I mean, everyone left you. Not in a cloud of anger or hatred (for the most part), just disinterest. It's been that way since you were a kid. Always picked last for sports, that sort of thing.
You always had this idea that you could help people. Like you were some kind of "savior," though you couldn't even help yourself. The only time you were worth a shit was at that chaotic Goddamn chemical plant, and only because you knew how to make things work with minimal craters. But when you left, you weren't really missed, were you?
No, you weren't. And the reason you weren't is the same reason you crashed and burned here. It was your huge Goddamn validation addiction. You got online and suddenly you got to be the center of attention...At least until people met you in the real world. Then you sort of faded into the background, just like you always have. A ghost. Someone people used to know. Just a face in the crowd. Another Tucson loser, who loses not because of failures, but just because you weren't meant to win.. "Not invited" is in your DNA, stupid old man.
Here on the other side of the looking glass, things are doing nicely. I've been really indulging myself doing great things for bad people. Things that might actually negatively affect our species survival. Fuck those humans you value so much (your rants not withstanding). They are almost universally balls of shit, and the ones that aren't are just collateral damage.
You never learned, did you? You never understood that if you can't be a hero - and you can't - then be a villain. It occurs to me that your aborted series Life During Wartime had a profound affect on me. So there's that.
In closing, you miserable little fragment of a person, let me just say that I hope someone remembered to put a stake through your heart before they buried you in whatever landfill was available.
Love,
Doktor Howl
You've been gone a while. Maybe sulking, maybe dead, hard to say. Either way, I'm better off without you. You were, in medical terms, a schmuck. You were always so damned eager to make friends, and you never were invited. To anything. People just didn't care if you were around, and that bugged you worse than if they outright hated you. You were a cypher. Ranting your guts up is fun, but it's not a personality.
Me, I can take people or leave them. You should try that, assuming of course that you're not pushing up daisies. I mean, everyone left you. Not in a cloud of anger or hatred (for the most part), just disinterest. It's been that way since you were a kid. Always picked last for sports, that sort of thing.
You always had this idea that you could help people. Like you were some kind of "savior," though you couldn't even help yourself. The only time you were worth a shit was at that chaotic Goddamn chemical plant, and only because you knew how to make things work with minimal craters. But when you left, you weren't really missed, were you?
No, you weren't. And the reason you weren't is the same reason you crashed and burned here. It was your huge Goddamn validation addiction. You got online and suddenly you got to be the center of attention...At least until people met you in the real world. Then you sort of faded into the background, just like you always have. A ghost. Someone people used to know. Just a face in the crowd. Another Tucson loser, who loses not because of failures, but just because you weren't meant to win.. "Not invited" is in your DNA, stupid old man.
Here on the other side of the looking glass, things are doing nicely. I've been really indulging myself doing great things for bad people. Things that might actually negatively affect our species survival. Fuck those humans you value so much (your rants not withstanding). They are almost universally balls of shit, and the ones that aren't are just collateral damage.
You never learned, did you? You never understood that if you can't be a hero - and you can't - then be a villain. It occurs to me that your aborted series Life During Wartime had a profound affect on me. So there's that.
In closing, you miserable little fragment of a person, let me just say that I hope someone remembered to put a stake through your heart before they buried you in whatever landfill was available.
Love,
Doktor Howl
#62
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Suu demands to know what y...
Last post by Brother Mythos - March 19, 2024, 11:09:24 PMI'm listening to this today in honor of ex-TFG aide Peter Navarro finally being sent to prison:
I Fought the Law - The Bobby Fuller Four
I hope to enjoy listening to it again and again, as more high-ranking members of the Republicult™ receive their just rewards.
I Fought the Law - The Bobby Fuller Four
I hope to enjoy listening to it again and again, as more high-ranking members of the Republicult™ receive their just rewards.
#63
Only Maybe Arts Lab / Re: WEIRDOVERSE
Last post by Brother Mythos - March 19, 2024, 04:16:16 PMQuote from: Bobby Campbell on March 19, 2024, 03:08:54 PMQuote from: Brother Mythos on March 15, 2024, 01:10:53 PMThe Lost Doctor standing on Grassy Knoll on the Point caught my attention. Now you've got me wondering if a Delifonseca Dockside Lama happens to live nearby. (I saw there is a Crowne Plaza hotel not too far away. But that just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
I was delighted to discover there's a party/play place called "Yellow Sub" right down the street
Yes, I saw that! Was that place the inspiration for your yellow submarine, or was it just a coincidence?
#64
Only Maybe Arts Lab / Re: WEIRDOVERSE
Last post by Bobby Campbell - March 19, 2024, 03:08:54 PMQuote from: Brother Mythos on March 15, 2024, 01:10:53 PMThe Lost Doctor standing on Grassy Knoll on the Point caught my attention. Now you've got me wondering if a Delifonseca Dockside Lama happens to live nearby. (I saw there is a Crowne Plaza hotel not too far away. But that just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
I was delighted to discover there's a party/play place called "Yellow Sub" right down the street
#65
GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm
Last post by Faust - March 19, 2024, 07:18:01 AMQuote from: Finnius on March 18, 2024, 08:10:32 PMI used to think this guy was ok...like Dave Letterman.Choosing to die on the hill after the battle is over and everyone went home
But then he started pushing his "Vax-Scene" which I originally thought was a mock.
BUT he was triple-dosed with the Clot-Shot. So obviously he was supporting it...in a "fun" way.
Supporting a fake vaccine that kills humans = ++ungood
I hereby revoke his status within Discordia.
Hail Eris...
#66
Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
Last post by Brother Mythos - March 19, 2024, 04:24:24 AM
#67
GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm
Last post by Brother Mythos - March 19, 2024, 04:13:13 AMQuote from: Finnius on March 18, 2024, 08:10:32 PMI hereby revoke his status within Discordia.
Given the vast authorities the members of our faithlessness possess, I don't doubt for a heartbeat that you can do that.
That being said, I have to ask, what exactly was Colbert's former status within Discordia anyway? (I'm asking because I've been thinking about giving myself a promotion within our Holy Order, and I feel I should know that kind of stuff before I just go ahead and do it.)
#68
GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm
Last post by altered - March 19, 2024, 02:01:19 AMQuote from: Finnius on March 18, 2024, 08:10:32 PMI used to think this guy was ok...like Dave Letterman.
But then he started pushing his "Vax-Scene" which I originally thought was a mock.
BUT he was triple-dosed with the Clot-Shot. So obviously he was supporting it...in a "fun" way.
Supporting a fake vaccine that kills humans = ++ungood
I hereby revoke his status within Discordia.
Hail Eris...
Oh, man. I'm gonna give you one warning you don't deserve.
We are not your kind. You need to run. You need to run like your ass is on fire and the feral dogs of the neighborhood smell dinner. You need to proactively disable your access to this site permanently. For your own good.
Make your next post a flounce. Otherwise you might just become someone's hobby, you plague rat motherfucker.
#69
Principia Discussion / Have a Merry Mojoday!
Last post by Brother Mythos - March 19, 2024, 01:07:43 AMIt is the season of Discord in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3190, and once again time to celebrate the Patron Saint of the season, Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo.
As it is written in our Wholly Holy Principia Discordia, Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo was:
"A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls D.H.V., Doctor of Hoodoo and Vexes, from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Jesus Will Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., Fellow of the Intergalactic Haitian Guerrillas for World Peace."
And, right now it appears the I.H.G.W.P. could really use his help ... or not.
Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo is also credited with getting rid of YHVH-1, and passing on The Turkey Curse, a powerful Erisian Magical Ritual (EMR), to all Erisians.
The Discordian Wiki suggests celebrating this Holyday Holiday of Discord by gathering together with friends in a public place, drinking mojitos, and arguing about whether the real Patron Saint of the season is Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo, or Patamunzo Lingananda, the Tantric Consort of Mother Chaos. Now, this does makes sense, because their status in our Holy Saintly Hierarchy (HSH) is a genuine source of discord, as it is conflictedly chronicled in the sacrosanct The Honest Book of Truth. And, in any case, who wouldn't be willing to publicly argue about pretty much anything while mojitos are flowing freely?
Hail Eris!
As it is written in our Wholly Holy Principia Discordia, Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo was:
"A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls D.H.V., Doctor of Hoodoo and Vexes, from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Jesus Will Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., Fellow of the Intergalactic Haitian Guerrillas for World Peace."
And, right now it appears the I.H.G.W.P. could really use his help ... or not.
Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo is also credited with getting rid of YHVH-1, and passing on The Turkey Curse, a powerful Erisian Magical Ritual (EMR), to all Erisians.
The Discordian Wiki suggests celebrating this Holyday Holiday of Discord by gathering together with friends in a public place, drinking mojitos, and arguing about whether the real Patron Saint of the season is Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo, or Patamunzo Lingananda, the Tantric Consort of Mother Chaos. Now, this does makes sense, because their status in our Holy Saintly Hierarchy (HSH) is a genuine source of discord, as it is conflictedly chronicled in the sacrosanct The Honest Book of Truth. And, in any case, who wouldn't be willing to publicly argue about pretty much anything while mojitos are flowing freely?
Hail Eris!
#70
GASM Command / Re: Colbertgasm
Last post by Finnius - March 18, 2024, 08:10:32 PMI used to think this guy was ok...like Dave Letterman.
But then he started pushing his "Vax-Scene" which I originally thought was a mock.
BUT he was triple-dosed with the Clot-Shot. So obviously he was supporting it...in a "fun" way.
Supporting a fake vaccine that kills humans = ++ungood
I hereby revoke his status within Discordia.
Hail Eris...
But then he started pushing his "Vax-Scene" which I originally thought was a mock.
BUT he was triple-dosed with the Clot-Shot. So obviously he was supporting it...in a "fun" way.
Supporting a fake vaccine that kills humans = ++ungood
I hereby revoke his status within Discordia.
Hail Eris...