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BadBeast

A Financial Trader, on the News, telling even a little bit of the ugly truth does not bode well for the rest of us.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15078419
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Triple Zero

Quote from: BadBeast on September 27, 2011, 11:04:50 PM
A Financial Trader, on the News, telling even a little bit of the ugly truth does not bode well for the rest of us.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15078419

Link to the video clip the article talks about:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15059135

(for some reason I couldnt find it in your article, but I only just read about it on HN)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Triple Zero

Quote from: Triple Zero on September 27, 2011, 11:15:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 27, 2011, 11:04:50 PM
A Financial Trader, on the News, telling even a little bit of the ugly truth does not bode well for the rest of us.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15078419

Link to the video clip the article talks about:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15059135

(for some reason I couldnt find it in your article, but I only just read about it on HN)

WOW I saw the link, hadn't seen the video, that's a fucking hefty elephant dose of TROOF on the BBC right there.

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

BadBeast

Yeah, you could hear jaws dropping all round the country. (The video link is the picture at the top of the article)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Luna

QuoteThe new meme that Fox News is moving to the middle because crazy doesn't sell is a big con. This meme was started in a willfully blind article by Howard Kurtz for the Daily Beast's Newsweek and has since been duly picked up by obedient media soldiers. The truth is that "crazy doesn't win." And the larger truth is that as Fox repositions itself, we will all now be treated to mea culpas by their colleagues in the press, at the same time as they dance around the elephant in the room that Fox News is not a news organization.

http://www.politicususa.com/en/crazy-win-fox-news-move-to-middle
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

BadBeast

Why you should never swim in Spanish rivers.
"We realised it was a record when the fish wouldn't fit in the 8ft sling to carry it to the weighing scales."
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3844915/Angler-Jon-Avery-reels-in-biggest-catfish-ever-caught-by-a-Brit.html
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

LSD and Psilocybin Mushrooms Cure Headaches and Fear of Death Itself.

In a hilarious-but-utterly-soul-crushing study where they gave elderly, terminally ill patients LSD, subjects reported a vast decrease in end-of-life anxiety, pain, sleep disturbances and even their fear of Death.  Cool beans. I suppose.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19372_5-ways-your-bad-habits-might-just-save-your-life_p2.html

OK,  Cracked still counts as news, right?


"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Luna

Quote"Joe the Plumber," who gained prominence during the 2008 presidential campaign, has filed papers to run for Congress in Ohio.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/10/joe-the-plumber-congress-marcy-kaptur-dennis-kucinich-/1
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cain

In one of the most pro-Democratic districts in Ohio.

Boy dun fucked up.  Hilarity to follow.

BadBeast

Another Hollywood Vampire uncovered.  1860 photograph of a young Travolta ''Proof'' that John Travolta is a Vampire. This follows Nic Cage's outing last month.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/877153-after-nicolas-cage-vampire-pic-now-pic-of-john-travolta-in-1860-appears
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

kingyak

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I approve of using mockery to keep people in line.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


kingyak

Quote from: Nigel on October 11, 2011, 05:25:38 PM
I approve of using mockery to keep people in line.

Yeah, but mimes? That's just uncalled for.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST