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Badge and I had fun tonight with my roomies shower.





severed arm included!



ahhhh, I'll sleep well tonight

http://www.petapixel.com/2010/07/29/flamethrower-versus-fire-extinguisher-at-1000-frames-per-second/

Brother of attempted rape victim becomes internet meme

Report...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-OqYZC1DA

meme...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnsbAKqFPOY

Leo:

It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade 'n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.

Edit: list a sign you'd like to read.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37754426/ns/us_news-life/

Airline seizes dozens of human heads
Ark. officials now investigating whether body parts were legally obtained

Between 40 and 60 human heads were found in a cargo shipment by a Southwest Airlines employee last week, the airline confirmed Thursday.

The heads, which were intercepted in Little Rock, Ark., were promptly handed over to local officials, who are now investigating whether the body parts were legally obtained and handled.

Southwest officials said the airline refused to ship the package because it was not labeled correctly. "And then when we found out what was in the package, we contacted local authorities and they contacted the coroner," said airline spokesman Marilee McInnish.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37466438/ns/today-entertainment/

This is a chronicle of how much my guy friends beat the shit out of each other and cause massive damage to either nearby people or property, starting with April. All of these are separate events. (too long for the "open bar" thread.)

April: Tierra kept throwing bottle caps at Eco, which resulted in Eco punching Tierra in the shoulder then kicking him full force in the stomach.

Stderr wrestled Optikal into a glass window in my kitchen.

Optikal hitting Tierra's testicles with the back of his hand, so Tierra had to cut a bitch. (he says he just held the knife to Optikal and did not move it, uh-huh ssuurreee.)





Friday night Stderr and Optikal started wrestling over someone's iphone and knocked over two pitchers of beer. 

May:
Last night was Harm's birthday party and he "asked" Stderr for birthday punching ..... 26 of them. His arm turned a very dark purple over the course of the evening.

During one of the scuffles of Harm being punched a beer got spilled down slab steps next to their hot tub, in which i slipped and fell. No broken tailbone, only a sprained thumb.

Maddox is now giving safety tips to children.



http://maddox.xmission.com/

Love the new Black Sheep avatar. Gonna go watch the film now.

what you fucks say....

MUSE ROCKED TONIGHT!!! LIKE BEZERKER MODE ON FIRE!!!

that is all, go back to your fluff.

Wikileaks has obtained and decrypted this previously unreleased video footage from a US Apache helicopter in 2007. It shows Reuters journalist Namir Noor-Eldeen, driver Saeed Chmagh, and several others as the Apache shoots and kills them in a public square in Eastern Baghdad. They are apparently assumed to be insurgents. After the initial shooting, an unarmed group of adults and children in a minivan arrives on the scene and attempts to transport the wounded. They are fired upon as well. The official statement on this incident initially listed all adults as insurgents and claimed the US military did not know how the deaths ocurred. Wikileaks released this video with transcripts and a package of supporting documents on April 5th 2010 on http://collateralmurder.com

Warning this video shows all of it. So, some might not want to watch. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXPrfnU3G0&feature=player_embedded

[Ace Apple Cider]

i snuck out at my lunch and went to The Bayou for a tasty treat. And finally hit over 100 on there beer list. they have 225 beer choices

here we go!!!
Ace Apple Cider   5.00
Ace Pear Cider   5.00
Acme Pale Ale   6.00
Anchor Foghorn   7.00
   5.00
   5.00
Anchor Steam   5.00
   5.00
Anderson Valley :Belgian Dubbel   9.00
Anderson Valley :Belgian Triple   9.00
Anderson Valley :Oatmeal Stout   5.00
Anderson Valley: Hop Ottin IPA   5.00
Anderson Valley: Pale Ale   5.00
Anderson Valley: Summerr Solstice   5.00
Anderson Valley: Winter Solstice   5.00
Anderson Valley:ESB   5.00
Anglers Pale Ale   5.00
Avbc Wheat:355 ml   5.00
   7.00
Ayinger Alt Dunkel   7.00
Ayinger Brau Weisse   7.00
Ayinger Jahrhundert   7.00
Ayinger Oktoberfest   7.00
Ayinger Ur Weisse   7.00
Bass Ale   5.00
Beamish Stout   6.00
Bear Republic :Red Rocket Ale   9.00
Bear Republic: Pete Brown's   9.00
Bear Republic:XP Pale   9.00
Becks   5.00
Becks Dark   5.00
Big Sky: IPA   5.00
Big Sky: Powderhound   5.00
Big Sky:Moose Drool   5.00
Big Sky:Scape Goat   5.00
Bitburger   5.00
Blanche De Chambly : 355ml   7.00
Boddingtons Pub Ale   6.00
Boulder Amber   5.00
Boulder Hazed   5.00
Boulevard: Double Wide IPA   18.00
Boulevard: Long Strange Triple   18.00
Boulevard: Saison   18.00
Boulevard: Saison-Brett   19.00
Boulevard: Seeyoulater Doppel   17.00
Boulevard: Sixth Glass Quadrup   18.00
Brigand: 11.2 oz   8.00
Carlsberg   5.00
Celebrator   6.00
Chimay Blue   16.00
Chimay Red   15.00
Coopers : Sparkling Ale   5.00
Delirium Nocturnum   8.00
Delirium Tremens   8.00
Deschutes : Cascade Ale   6.00
Deschutes : Inversion IPA   6.00
Deschutes : Mirror Pond Pale   6.00
Deschutes : Obsidian Stout   6.00
Deschutes Reserve : Abyss   20.00
Deschutes Reserve : Mirror Mirror   20.00
Deschutes Seasonal : Jubelale   6.00
Deschutes: Black Butte Porter   6.00
Deschutes: Hop Henge   11.00
Deschutes: Hop Trip   11.00
Deschutes: Red Chair 12oz   6.00
Duvel   7.00
Eisenbahn Defumada:Smoked Beer   7.00
Eisenbahn Lust   40.00
Fantome Hiver:750 ml   23.00
Fantome Saison:750 ml   23.00
Firestone Walker:Pale Ale   5.00
Firestone: Double Barrel   5.00
Fosters Lager   5.00
Fosters:Special Bitter   7.00
Four+ Punkn   5.00
Full Sail Amber Ale   6.00
Full Sail IPA   6.00
Full Sail Pale Ale   6.00
Full Sail Spot   7.00
Full Sail: Old Board Head   7.00
Full Sail:KeelHauler   8.00
Greens: Endeavor Dubble   10.00
Greens: Quest Triple   10.00
Grolsch   5.00
Guiness Extra Stout   5.00
Harp Lager   5.00
Hoegaarden White   5.00
Hofbrau Hefe   7.00
Hop Rising : IPA   7.00
Hornsby's: Amber Draft Cider   5.00
Hornsby's: Crisp Apple   5.00
Jenlain Blonde:330 ml   7.00
Jenlain No. Six:650 ml   12.00
Jenlain Noel:750 ml   24.00
Kiltlifter Ale   5.00
King Fisher   5.00
Kloster Jul 22 oz.   21.00
kokanee   5.00
Kostritzer: Schwarzbier   5.00
Kulmbacher: Schwarzbier   7.00
Lev Black Lion   7.00
Lev Lion :Export Lager   7.00
Lev Pale Double Bock   7.00
Lindemans Cuvee Rene   9.00
Lindemans Frambois   9.00
Lindemans Kriek   9.00
Lindemans Peche: Lambic   9.00
Lindemans:Cassis   9.00
Mikkeller: Warrior IPA   9.00
Modelo Expecial   5.00
Monkshine Belgian   5.00
Negra Modelo   5.00
Newcastle:Brown Ale   5.00
North Coast Brewing:Brother Thelonius   7.00
North Coast Brewing:Old Rasputin   6.00
North Coast Brewing:PranQster   7.00
Olde Suffolk Ale   8.00
Orval Trappist Ale   9.00
Pacifico   5.00
Paulaner Oktoberfest   5.00
Peroni Lager   5.00
Petes Wicked Ale   5.00
Petes: Strawberry Blonde   5.00
Pilsner Urquell   5.00
Pinkus Munster Alt   7.00
Pinkus Pils   7.00
Pinkus Weizen   7.00
Piraat Triple   7.00
Pyramid Apricot   5.00
Pyramid Hefeweizen   5.00
Pyramid IPA   5.00
Pyramid Seasonal   5.00
Red Seal Ale   5.00
Red Stripe   5.00
Red Tail Ale   5.00
RedRock Reve   15.00
Reindeer's Revolt   9.00
Ridgeway Bad Elf   9.00
Ridgeway: Pickled Santa   9.00
Ridgeway: Santa's Butt   9.00
Ridgeway: Seriously Bad Elf   10.00
Ridgeway: Very Bad Elf   10.00
Ridgeway: Warm Welcome   9.00
Rochefort Trap. 10   10.00
Rochefort Trappist 8   9.00
Rogue : John John Ale   19.00
Rogue :Double Dead Guy   19.00
Rogue Brutal Bitter   11.00
Rogue Chatoe   11.00
Rogue Chipotle   11.00
Rogue Dead Guy   6.00
Rogue Smoke Ale   11.00
Rogue: American Amber 12oz   5.00
Rogue: Juniper Ale   11.00
Rogue: Mogul Madness   11.00
Rogue: MoM Hefeweizen   11.00
Rogue: Nut Brown   11.00
Rogue: Russian Imp. Stout   25.00
Rogue: Russian Imp. XS   9.00
Rogue: Santa's Private Res   11.00
Rogue: Shakespeare Stout   11.00
Rogue: Soba   11.00
Rogue: St. Rogue Red 12 oz   5.00
Rogue: Yellow Snow IPA   11.00
Rogue:Kells Irish Ale   11.00
Sam Adams Blackberry   6.00
Sam Adams Cherry: Wheat   5.00
Sam Adams Imp dbl bo   7.00
Sam Adams Pale Ale   5.00
Sam Smiths Nut Brown   6.00
Sam Smiths Pale Ale   6.00
Samichlaus   8.00
Samuel Adams: Boston Ale   5.00
Samuel Adams: Boston Lager   5.00
Samuel Adams: Cream Stout   5.00
Samuel Adams:Imperial White   7.00
Samuel Smith: Imperal Stout   6.00
Samuel Smiths IPA   6.00
Samuel Smiths: Cider   9.00
Samuel Smiths: Oatmeal Stout   6.00
Samuel Smiths: Organic Lager   8.00
Samuel Smiths: Organic Raspberry   9.00
Samuel Smiths: Taddy Porter   6.00
Sapparo   5.00
Schneider Weiss   7.00
Session Black   5.00
Sessions   5.00
Sierra Nevada : Bigfoot Barley Wine   5.00
Sierra Nevada Pale   5.00
Sierra Nevada Porter   5.00
Sierra Nevada Torped   5.00
Sierra Nevada: Anniversary Ale   5.00
Sierra Nevada: Celebration Ale   5.00
Sierra Nevada: Estate   14.00
Sierra Nevada: Glissade   5.00
Sierra Nevada: Harvest   11.00
Sierra Nevada:Stout   5.00
Singha   5.00
Smithwicks   5.00
Spaten Franz: Hefe-Weissbier   7.00
Spaten Oktoberfest   5.00
Spaten Optimator   7.00
Spaten Premium   5.00
Squatters IPA   5.00
St. Druon de Sebourg:750 ml   12.00
St. Pauli Girl   5.00
Staropramen Lager   5.00
Steinlager   5.00
Stella Artois   5.00
Stiegl Columbus Pils   7.00
Taj Mahal   8.00
Thiriez Amber:750 ml   18.00
Thiriez Blonde:750 ml   18.00
Thiriez Extra:750 ml   18.00
Traquair House Ale   9.00
Traquair Jacobite   9.00
Tsingtao   5.00
Uinta Barley Wine   5.00
Uinta BBB   20.00
Wandering Aengus: Cider   18.00
Warsteiner Lager   5.00
Wasatch Devastator   5.00
Wasatch Summer Brau   5.00
Wasatch White Label   5.00
Westmalle Dubbel ale   9.00
Westmalle tripel ale   9.00
Draft Beers
Blue Moon Draft   4.00
Bohemian Cherny Bock   4.00
Bohemian Pilsner   4.00
Bohemian Vienna   4.00
Bud Light Draft   4.00
Cask Special   4.00
Desert Edge UPA   4.00
Desert Edge: Seasonal   4.00
Four+ Wyld Pale   4.00
Guiness Draft   5.00
Happy Valley Hefe: Desert Edge   4.00
Moab: Dead Horse Amber   4.00
Moab:Scorpian Tail   4.00
Red Rock Honey Wheat   4.00
Red Rock Seasonal   4.00
Roosters: Seasonal   4.00
Roosters: Stout   4.00
Roosters: Two-Bit Amber   4.00
Squatters: Chasing Tail   4.00
Squatters: Full Suspension   4.00
Squatters: Nitro Cream   4.00
Squatters: St. Provo Girl   4.00
Uinta Bobsled   4.00
Uinta IPA   4.00
Uinta Kings Peak   4.00
Uinta Kolsh   4.00
Wasatch Evolution Am   4.00
Wasatch Hefeweizen   4.00
Wasatch: Bristlecone   4.00
Wasatch: Polygamy Porter   4.00

[no state money for new library books next year]

public education is seeing a reduction of about $10 million
there is no new funding to educate an estimated 11,000 new students who are expected to be enrolling in Utah's public schools in the fall. The state already has the lowest per-pupil spending in the nation.
the cut to education means $8 million less for new school buildings, no state money for new library books next year, the elimination of a science and math program for educators and a number of smaller cuts to programs such as school nursing, concurrent enrollment and the state's electronic high school.
education funding would need to increase 20% to catch the next lowest state here. more and more roads were built, paid for an olympics, built a soccer stadium the voters voted down. So now, utah has a championship soccer team and the best commute in the country, and being stupid enough to vote these asshole fossils back into office over and over. This bare bones budget means students get you a bares bones education. Education will be the driving force in our economy for the years to come and the utah legislature just bent over everyone in the education system for a nice ass raping with no lube.

we have another freeway system being built in a subburn of salt lake called lehi. They were going to make it a toll road to pay for the construction, buuuttt nooooo because of the surplus the state got it doesn't have to!!! WTF!!!! that money could of been put towards education!!!! NOT ANOTHER FUCKING ROAD!!!!!

My loving husband, Gibba was leaning back in his chair and pulled up on the hand rest when his chair broke. Later on, during a mercy fight, the chair snapped in half.



we  made a art deco installation out of it.



but then just a mere 20 minutes ago! Gibba was leaning on the back of my chair wanting attention and i said, "please stop leaning on my chair honey, your going to break it just like yours." and what happens???
Note: I rotated the legs for the picture, they were at the back of the chair upon incident.

this is from 2009 but just stumbled upon it

Note: this is only if the Mr. gets the job is he interview for right now.

So, if he gets it? Do I up and quit this receptionist gig to work in a school even though it will be a pay cut but it gets my foot in the door the school systems where i have always wanted to work.

or suck it up and keep going here until i graduate this may from college? and then try to find a job in my field (sociology)

hurled together in this massive valley of polar opposites, i sit high upon a hill in a tower of doom where experiements are done daily on mice and men. Are we done yet? No, 20 credit hours of calculation and theory, two months left. Can I do this? Will I do this? I find my mind melting and converging on frenzy, like a starved mutant ram wanting to leap off the cliff side instead of bounding up it in a gracful like state. Body weakening, more input coming, no output avilable. the clouds roll in and hit us at random as we turn another page and move more and more into the depths of doom and destrucion we have brought onto ourselves. when the sun shines in the morning it is not warm, only blinding as the cold wind rips threw the bodies of the children of thought and art as they move to the maze of the connecting towers.
i call for spring, i call for may, for this will all be over, and i might start sleeping again.

20 credit hours....

Just barely discover that Roger Ebert has been battling thyroid cancer for four years and lost his jaw, which has been rebuilt and he just barely got his voice back, sortof.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/02/tech-firm-gives-roger-ebert-his-own-voice.html

Nearly four years after a battle with thyroid cancer robbed him of the ability to speak, iconic film critic Roger Ebert sounded like his former self Friday during a taping of "The Oprah Winfrey Show," the show's producer said.

It was no medical miracle, but rather a demonstration of new software using audio recordings of Ebert to create a synthetic voice that sounds like his own.

I'm a narcissistic asshole. Please no WOMPing of these as they are copyright images.

here's link to the pics and yes, NWS

sort of a collage or a quilt work of images.

http://gallery.sicksadworld.us/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=77172&g2_serialNumber=1

http://gallery.sicksadworld.us/main.php?g2_itemId=77174

i have had four stuck in my head today.....

David Bowie - Young Americian
Julie Brown - Big and Stupid
Some song from earth girls are easy (yes i watched it last night)
and
Ben Folds Five - Rockin the Suburbs

continue on....

He had 12 drinking buddies.

He trained as a carpenter, but was unemployed.

He lived with his mother until he was 33.

He thought his mother was a virgin.

His mother thought he was God.

I took a pay cut of three dollars for a receptionist gig at which they said  "you just answer the phone and greet people and there is some "light filing." and you can do homework at your desk. we dont mind"
upon starting here i find out the girl that worked here before me didn't do any of the filing at all. now the filing also encompasses making the files. so i have to take the paper work and proofs out of these plastic holders, move them into a file, lable them, and file them in the back room.
sounds easy right?
 NOT WHEN THERE IS A BACK LOG OF OVER 1000 FILES. i got caught up on the stuff the girl got done, but in that process i am now behind. I'm also chained to my desk, in theory, so i have to run back to the file room and put files away and run back to my desk and hope noone called.
yes i still attempt to study at my desk as im taking 20 credit hours. but i do my work and get done what i can. also my desk is metal so i get shocked all day by it. the customer service reps get upset if they dont have the plastic things or can't find a file quickly. i try to keep them in order but its difficult when people keep taking them and then just throwing them back into a giant pile. also the back filing room i was just barely told is my responisbility to move old files into the back storage. if i am away from my desk i get yelled at!!! if the csr's dont have they're plasicic bins i get yelled at, if they can't find a file i get yelled at. if the back room isn't in order i get yelled at. if a client calls in and a csr wont answer their phone i get yelled at by the client then the csr yells at me for paging them as requested by the client. and all for under paid what im worth. and all cause i was told "light filing" and needed to survive.
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*GIRLY SCREAM* ITS CUTTING ME!!!!

WTFFRFFFFFFJSZDOPFJ

note: i am drunk and badge is well um in control......

issues man, issues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohJVE_e070

The brits put mayo on their fries, the americans use ketchup. and bickering occurs sometimes about this. BUT UTAH HAS BROUGHT YOU THE WONDERFUL AND SUBLIME FRYSAUCE!!!



so fucking good.

saw this on a car today while driving to work.....http://www.saltlakecityjuggalos.com/

and all these juggalo stickers all over the car. Never had a wanted a RPG more in my life at that moment.

i clicked on the website, and of course its horrible.

(if you like icp, don't bother trying to argue with me on the subject of them "not sucking" to you, i will not budge on this manner, ever.)

NOT ECONOMICALLY VIABLE!!!!

Does anyone else enjoy looking at a scab after you have removed it or it has flaked off from the skin?

Or am I just a freak?

Here's the background: I found out im out of re-fills for my ashtma emergancy inhaler. And advair is $250, so been living off it. It will take a couple of days (week or two in doctor speak) for my phramcy and doctors office to communicate and get me a re-fill. While having a panic attack,  I tell the husband the situation in hope of some sort of comfert. What do i get told?


H: "What I am supposed to do about it? Comfert you? what do you want? There isn't a damn thing i can do about it so im not really concerned. I have no doubt you'll be 100% fine between now and then. If you're not, we go to the hospital and deal with that as it comes. Beyond that there's nothing to be done, so there's nothing to say. Now if you'll excuse me ... i dont have time for this right now."

I haven't spoken to him since then, i have said nothing and I'm highly debating giving him the silent treatment until i get my re-fill or just not going home tonight, even though i have no place else to go.

I also found out he's going to go hang out with his guy friends and probably bitch about me, which even though people need to vent about their SO. It still hurts that its about this situation. It's not like a good friend insulted me or the cats peed on my coat. It's fucking medical.


I just don't know what to do. Keep up the silent treatment, take off for a bit to teach him a lesson aka "you keep acting like i dont matter, then i will be out of your life"

suck it up

tell him to go fuck himself and start a fight

or go cry some more like a fucking emo kid on prom night who's could only find his cousin to ask to it.?

Advice??  

SUCK!!!

We have to go through a remote desktop now cause its more cost effective. But it's slow as fuck and doesn't load right and over zealous admins have blocked irc and i can't even listen to music or my online lectures.

grrrr. i need a new job.

/rant

This reads like stereo instructions
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Today i was pulling out of the drive threw at toxic hell and i missed my opportunity to get into the road because another person exited the
driveway to the left of me and then i was stuck sitting there because traffic was coming, and the person in back of me pulled up to me. This old lady, in her late 50s is walking down the street and when she gets to my car she says "ya know, you're blocking the side walk"
me:"well, you're just going to have to walk around me"
she replied, "blocking the sidewalk is illegal!!"
to which i said, "there is nothing i can do about it right now"
She starting going off about reporting me, so i cut her off and said "you need to stop harassing me, and move on!"
so she yelled "bitch"
And i yelled "fuck off, whore!"

i wonder what would of happened if i had said after the whole "that's illegal!!" ...

"lady, i have a gun"

ok, story time ended!

join us some other time when we look at hairless pets

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yep.....

http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/archives.html

"It was a juvenile T-Rex...only it wasn't. Like many of the other dinosaurs in the park, this one had spontaneously changed sex from male to female, a real life Trannysaurus Rex. She had on some hot red lipstick, 4 inch heels, and big gold hoop earings. This time instead of hearing a "ROOAAARRRRR" Muldoon heard her go " Reeoooarrww!" He could tell that she was into him, so he took her by her tiny forelimb and led her off behind the maintenance shed at the other end of the compound for a quickie. "

WHEN CHEETAHS AND BABY ANTELOPE CAN GET ALONG!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1246886/Pictured-Three-cheetahs-spare-tiny-antelopes-life--play-instead.html


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THE INTERNET

One of my cats has become obsessed with a neighborhood tabby cat that comes by to say hi or something. She Cackles at it and runs from window to window to keep watch on it, and if you remove her from one of the windows and into another room she will run right back and watch it until the tabby leaves our yard.

The Mr thought we should break her of this habit, but I think its not harming her and she makes cute noises when watching it.

So, fellow PDers. Should we break the behavior by not allowing her on our kitchen table that is right below said windows or just let her be?

http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/18/anderson-in-the-midst-of-looting-chaos/?hpt=T2

I was in the midst of the melee with Charlie Moore, my producer, Neil Hallsworth my cameraman, Vlad Duthiers, my translator, and there was a still photographer from Getty Images with us, photojournalist Jonathan Torgovnik. As things got really out of control, I saw a looter on the roof of the store they'd broken into throw what I think was part of a concrete block into the crowd. It hit a small boy in the head.

I saw him collapse. More chunks of concrete were being thrown at the looters on the roof. The injured boy couldn't get up. He'd try and then collapse again. Blood was pouring from his head. He was conscious but had no control over his body. I was afraid someone on the roof would see him lying there and throw another cinder block piece onto him. I was afraid he'd get killed. No one seemed to be helping him.

I ran to where he was struggling, and picked him up off the ground. I brought him to a spot about a hundred feet away. I could feel his warm blood on my arms. I stood him up, but he was clearly unable to walk. He wiped his bloody face, and I tried to reassure him. He had no idea where he was, and he clearly couldn't walk, so I picked him up again and handed him over to someone behind that makeshift barricade. Tony, the American businessman, gave the boy a wet towel. He was then taken away by someone else. We don't know what happened to him.

hopefully my tale makes sense.

Edit: ALL THIS TOOK PLACE ON AN EMPTY GROWLING STOMACH.

I leave for lunch in what I hope will be nice. I get stuck behind a tow truck that for some reason is scared to make a left hand turn on a highway with no one coming in the opposite direction for 100 feet.

Get on the freeway and get cut off by a teenage chick with bangs reaching Neptune.

Get to the bank, all goes well there, except a guy backing out who doesn't see me and almost hit my car. Upon this i decide i need some comfert food and set out for taco bell, i get stuck at every red light and get cut off again then the person fails to signal when turning into the mini mall that i was turning into.

Turn to go into the taco bell drive threw and almost get hit by another car trying to get in front of me. I think "its ok, ill get my nachos and head back to work." ill pull up and on the intercom thing there is a note that say "closed due to hot water not working, sorry"

Pull out and decide I'll just head to another one, which is about two miles away but whatever, I wanted my damn nachos. Get stuck behind people who drive to slow, don't signal and have really stupid bumper stickers on their cars. I got annoyed made a sudden turn down another street and saw "moochies" the only place in Utah where you can get a real philly cheesestake sandwhich. And I parking spot i can fit in by parallale parking.

Pull up to park, put my turn signal on and.......someone trying to take the spot. I signal to them that I was already waiting and they need to go away, they do, horray. I continue to back up and *HHHOOORRRRNN  BLLLLLLAARRRRREEEEE* by a douche in a fucking BMW that is parked behind the spot im trying to park into. No curoisty "honk honk" that would of easily let me know, "hey im pulling out and if you move ill move and this will make parking so much easier. " fucking asshole, i started weeping just a little out of pure frustration. Then my purse zipper decides to be difficult so the sheepish weeping turns into full on screaming.

But it continues,

I forget that becasue of its wonderfulness Moochies is packed and i decide not to wait and try to make it back to the second taco bell. (but i did make a post to facebook on my phone talking about how i hate everyone right now)

i get back into my car and start driving on the street that i actually live on and the person in front of me decided 20pmg is the speed limit on this street, and its fucking not! i pulled ahead of the, but of course they had to get ballsy and try to speed up, wtf!!! yes, that's right they were going 10 miles under the speed limit but didn't want to let me pass. I still got in front of them though.

I make drive by my house and see that my husband is home, and pull over immedately thnking "he can give me a hug and make this evilness go away." Then my phone decides to voice activate "say a command" it barked to which i yelled "fuck you!"

Ran up the step, open the door, and their my husband sat playing Call Of Duty with two of his friends. i walked by staying nothing all huffy and puffy, throw my coat down and nuke a microwave meal.

While its cooking, i log onto my facebook and one of my friends instead of giving some love makes a snarky remark like "hey we're the other driver facebooking while driving?? huurrrr" Post was deleted, and my anger fulled more.

The husband comes into the office and asks if im okay. I tell him the story and he says ok, sorry you're having a bad time, and walks off. I said "hey can i have a hug?" but he doesn't hear me so I have to say it louder. But i got a hug.

Take out my meal and go sit down in my office to watch some of the daily show, when i bump into my desk and spill the sauce all over my desk. I sigh, clean up the mess and eat my food, i also drink a beer left on my desk that was warm, but i wasn't really caring at this point.

Upon walking into the front room i notice my husband has left the xbox, tv, stero, and all the lights on annnndddd him and his friends have left their left over food and boxes out of the coffee table, which was already a mess because my husband had a friend over last night and they left beer bottles all over.

Call my husband, he's indifferent and annoyed that i called him and snapped "ill pick it up" and hangs up.

Drive back to work get stuck behind more people that don't make turn signals, walk into the office and the guy covering for me is playing some game on my computer so it takes me a few minutes to get him out of my way and clock back in, and i was already late from lunch due to all the fucking bullshit.

And the phone starts ringing off the hook, more bullshit ensues and i started tearing up at my desk.

called the husband and he told me to take a break go somewhere and hide and just breath for a few minutes.

Or Kill Me </rant>

Church buys prime downtown real estate
Salt Lake City » LDS official calls 13 acres a long-term investment.

http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14142357

"The purchase, announced Thursday, runs counter to the church's statements over the years that it does not want to keep expanding its downtown real-estate empire, which already consists of the equivalent of more than six city blocks."


"We don't want to, in any way, have a situation where it can be said that the church is trying to control the city," Burton said at the time. "What we're trying to do is control that part of our destiny that is immediately adjacent to the most important, sacred parts of the property owned by the church."

FUCK YOU!!!!

Women who wear burkhas and niqabs on the street in France face fines of £750
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1241293/Women-wear-burkhas-street-France-face-fines-700.html

but what if i wear the french flag burqas?

"A quick review: Damaging e-mails have revealed that Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner urged AIG to withhold crucial information about the deterioration of its financial condition in the lead up to its demise.  This will put further political pressure on Geithner, who has already been exposed for his dubious role in the Lehman Brothers bankruptcy."

http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2010/01/geithners-dubious-aig-cover-up.html

These fuckers should be tared and feather then drawn and quartered and hung on wall street. 

Kelly stands to be paid about $2.8 million in severance, according to a source familiar with the matter.

Kelly's resignation comes after Kenneth Feinberg, who is charged with monitoring pay levels at companies that received taxpayer funds, imposed pay caps for AIG's top executives.

Earlier this month, Feinberg set the compensation structures for the 26th through 100th highest-paid employees at four firms, including AIG, limiting most cash salaries to $500,000.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5BT45E20091231

Shit like this just really pisses me off. And i'm already in a bad mood today. 

Frank's whole life as a wilderness photographer was leading up to this moment. All the pieces had fallen into place. He was poised to become the first man to catch the infamous lioness in the hunt. He found the perfect spot and set up his tripod and (insert very expensive camera model here).  He adjusted his aperature ...everything seemed perfect.....












































                         SURPRISE BITCH!
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Frank's whole life as a wilderness photographer was leading up to this moment. All the pieces had fallen into place. He was poised to become the first man to catch the infamous golden eagle in the hunt. He found the perfect spot and set up his tripod and (insert very expensive camera model here).  He adjusted his aperature ...everything seemed perfect.....


                                                   











                                                   
























                                                 SURPRISE BITCH!!!
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