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Started by Lies, December 22, 2009, 05:25:23 PM

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Kaienne

So, for the past few years I've done up resolution lists, and promptly forgotten about them three weeks later. 2009 was an absolutely awesome year for me, though, so I think my New Years' Resolution this year will simply be "keep doing whatever the fuck it is that I'm doing". I'd be cool if I finished the art piece I'm working on, but I'm not going to rush it.

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 22, 2009, 06:29:32 PM
I'ma get shitfaced drunk and kick the living crap out of an motherfucken eagle
Best ever.
In a constant state of losing The Game.

Jenne

I'm with ECH on the "arbitrary line" thing, but I like celebrating another year of fuckedupshit going down the tubes...so that's what I will do yet again--celebrate another year going out the do' because I have been through too many years this decade wishing each year would fly by faster than the last.

Cramulus

usually I resolve to make no changes whatsoever in my kickass lifestyle.

until a few years back, when I realized my last three hookups were with chicks that even I didn't approve of, and I vowed to raise my standards across the board.

(incidentally, that's when I started going out with DCup, btw)

LMNO

I plan to record an album with Frost Heaves, finish a second album for a side project none of you spags are ready for yet, publish the Chao te Ching, stay employed, enjoy life, and fuck with people.

maphdet

I'm gonna make no resolutions....My daily life is a fucking resolution why pick just one thing once out of the year.

However, I will drink, drink, and drink oh and I'm with LMNO-fuck with people more.
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Chief Uwachiquen

I plan to get a car and my Driver's License.
Finish one of the books I'm writing.
Find a band to play in.
Keep my job OR find a better one.
Start learning another instrument.
And try to remember to call my Grandmother more often so she won't freak out by my long gaps in correspondence.

maphdet

Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 22, 2009, 08:52:27 PM
And try to remember to call my Grandmother more often so she won't freak out by my long gaps in correspondence.

Call her AT midnight! (she'll love it!)
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Triple Zero

stop smoking
get drivers license
get eyes laz0red
get a job I can do 20h/week (only managed 12-18h last year cause of burnouts)
buy more furnitures
erect some piece of art in the middle of the roundabout near my house
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Triple Zero on December 22, 2009, 09:42:15 PM
stop smoking
get drivers license
get eyes laz0red
get a job I can do 20h/week (only managed 12-18h last year cause of burnouts)
buy more furnitures
erect some piece of art in the middle of the roundabout near my house


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nast

This year I'm gonna kick some ass.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jenne

Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 23, 2009, 04:56:20 AM
This year I'm gonna kick some ass.

PIX PLZ

Sis in law and I have decided we're rickrolling 09' out the door.  :D

Sir Squid Diddimus

I'd like to have a different job.


Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

im going to get skinnier cause im superficial like that.
annnd i dunno...stop being a loser

Triple Zero

Quote from: BAI on December 23, 2009, 04:45:25 AM
not have a massive day killing hangover on new years day for once.



What is this mythical "new years day" you speak of? I've heard rumours about its existence, but never actually witnessed one myself.

Quote from: Squid on December 23, 2009, 06:22:21 AM
I'd like to have a different job.

YES YOU FUCKING DO

because we all love you!
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Triple Zero on December 22, 2009, 09:42:15 PM
get a job I can do 20h/week (only managed 12-18h last year cause of burnouts)
:crankey: I'd be happy having a job where I work less than 50h/week. Next year is probably going to suck because the Old Dude that Knows Everything is going to be retiring after 44 years. I'm doooomed!!!

As for resolutions, I don't do them in January. I usually wait until the beginning of February and pick something interesting to pursue during the year. It's worked out pretty good for the last 2 years.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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