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Started by Luna, October 22, 2011, 01:27:15 AM

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Luna

October 22, 2011, 01:27:15 AM
Y'all know Dan Savage.  He's the advice columnist that set up the "Spreading Santorum" website, tagging ol' Frothy with a Google problem that just won't go away.

Herman Cain is next in his sights.

Herman apparently has decided that being homosexual is a choice.  Period.  End of discussion.  Kids just wake up one day and decide, "nope, I just WANT to be gay."

Dan Savage, rather predictably, has taken offense.

Has he reacted by turning his readers loose in a frenzy of "what kind of horrible sex act can we name after this guy?"  Nope.  He's being, I must say, VERY reasonable.  He's offering Mr. Cain the opportunity to prove his point.

QuoteDear Herman,
If being gay is a choice, show us the proof. Choose it. Choose to be gay yourself. Show America how that's done, Herman, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick, Herman. Name the time and the place and I'll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument.
Very sincerely yours,
Dan Savage

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/21/dan-savage-herman-cain-oral-sex-gay_n_1024315.html
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jenne

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October 22, 2011, 01:57:16 AM
"Suck my dick, Herman."

BEST QUOTE OF THE DECADE.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 22, 2011, 02:15:11 AM
Quote from: Jenne on October 22, 2011, 01:57:16 AM
"Suck my dick, Herman."

BEST QUOTE OF THE DECADE.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

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October 22, 2011, 02:16:01 AM
This is, by the way, an open "Choicer Challenge," however, the challenge DOES require that the "choicer" not only suck his dick, but maintain an erection while doing so.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jenne

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October 25, 2011, 07:38:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 22, 2011, 02:15:11 AM
Quote from: Jenne on October 22, 2011, 01:57:16 AM
"Suck my dick, Herman."

BEST QUOTE OF THE DECADE.

:mittens: ++

I'm going to make it part of my lexicon and brandy it about this weekend.  We'll see if it catches on.
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