Richter, I think I have this vindaloo thing worked out...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

[Odibex Grallspice]

OMG I use so much TP. Stomach problems.. and It's got ot be Charmin xtra strong.

[Payne]

I don't see a fire suppression system.

Or enough blast plating on the delicate cistern and bowl area, which will be required to keep the explosive structure (that would be you) stable during the expulsion event. This instability could result in violent and sudden veering off of desirable launch trajectories, endangering local population centres and critical infrastructure.

That is a lot of paper, but I highly recommend not forging with your insane plan.

[Odibex Grallspice]

 

[Richter]

I think youre on to something there.  That or keeping an untapped fiee hydrant on hand in place of a bidet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WHAT WHYYYYY

Also, now I want vindaloo.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I think youre on to something there.  That or keeping an untapped fiee hydrant on hand in place of a bidet.

And replace all the toilet paper holders with racks for beach towels. :P

[Richter]

One of those carwash rotary wiper flappers covered in them.  Mounted sideways.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

One of those carwash rotary wiper flappers covered in them.  Mounted sideways.

Gonna have to use Nomex.