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Started by Cain, November 10, 2015, 12:36:46 AM

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Chelagoras The Boulder

#225
November 27, 2015, 07:33:59 AM
Can't. Fox News Building is closed this time of night.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

P3nT4gR4m

#226
November 27, 2015, 11:34:44 AM
I haven't been drunk since last new year. I don't love or hate anyone anymore. I'm just numb :horrormirth:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#227
November 27, 2015, 03:51:41 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#228
November 27, 2015, 03:53:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2015, 06:56:46 AM
I can't move.  Someone wheel me to the vomitorium.

That's how I felt last night.

Now I am merely being punished by my digestive system for my gastronomical indiscretions.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#229
November 27, 2015, 07:04:36 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2015, 03:53:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2015, 06:56:46 AM
I can't move.  Someone wheel me to the vomitorium.

That's how I felt last night.

Now I am merely being punished by my digestive system for my gastronomical indiscretions.

DEATHBAG
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#230
November 27, 2015, 09:09:30 PM
Do you know how sometimes, you say something dumb that stays with you with a lingering sense of embarrassment and regret long after anyone who heard it has forgotten? I did that last night. I flippantly referred to my boyfriend as a "fine piece of ass" to a friend of mine I haven't seen for a while. It was supposed to be funny, but I knew immediately that it wasn't funny. She just sort of stared at me, taken aback, and I instantly wanted to retract my comment BUT THERE'S NO FIXING LOOKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE. She politely said "He seems really nice" and I was like "Yeah, he's great!" while dying inside.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#231
November 27, 2015, 09:24:03 PM
If I'd been there, I could have at least said you were drunk, as a get of jail free card.

minuspace

#232
November 27, 2015, 09:42:34 PM
I ate half of a rather large pumpkin pie last night.  I thought this was well within my capacity.  Expelling it by fever through my pores and lacrimary ducts well, that was novel.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#233
November 27, 2015, 10:43:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2015, 09:24:03 PM
If I'd been there, I could have at least said you were drunk, as a get of jail free card.

Hopefully she just assumed; I started drinking at 12:30 and this took place around 6:45.

I am also kind of hoping that she was drunk too, and doesn't remember it at all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#234
November 27, 2015, 10:47:47 PM
Everyone is always drunk.

Except EoC, that sober son of a bitch.

Meunster

#235
November 28, 2015, 02:58:54 AM
WHY DID I GO TO A BDSM CLUB
This place is just fat 30 yr olds and skinny 50 year olds.

Every one is just making small talk and standing around. 
This is not even my fetishs anymore. REEE
Permanently scared.
Poe's law ;)

Meunster

#236
November 28, 2015, 03:01:32 AM
Reee the people here are worse then highschool anime clubs.
Poe's law ;)

Meunster

#237
November 28, 2015, 04:06:32 AM
I take back what I said.  Strip cards agianst humanity is fun.
Poe's law ;)

The Good Reverend Roger

#238
November 28, 2015, 04:12:52 AM
Quote from: Meunster on November 28, 2015, 02:58:54 AM
WHY DID I GO TO A BDSM CLUB
This place is just fat 30 yr olds and skinny 50 year olds.

Every one is just making small talk and standing around. 
This is not even my fetishs anymore. REEE
Permanently scared.

I gotta ask, who did you EXPECT to find there?   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#239
November 28, 2015, 04:25:30 AM
Quote from: Meunster on November 28, 2015, 02:58:54 AM
fat 30 yr olds and skinny 50 year olds.

Every one is just making small talk and standing around. 

Sounds like a BDSM club to me.
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