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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 07:37:11 pm

Title: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 07:37:11 pm
I like Juggalos.  I mean, I've never actually met one that I didn't want to choke, but I will give them this:  They are enthusiastically HAPPY about their rampant dorkery, and they have no problem with being an asshat in public.

Sure, they're joiners (unlike us, har har), and sure they listen to crappy music and dress like, well, like clowns, but is that so hard to put up with?  And as for their personal hygiene habits, they're no worse than your average con attendee.

Then look around you, at the "normal" people that infest our nation.  By comparison, Juggalos aren't all that weird.  They don't believe that the best way to "liberate" someone is to drop bombs on them or randomly kidnap and torture their friends and family.  They don't believe that God has given them a divine mandate of any kind, and they don't, for example, believe that ICP should be taught in public schools.

Okay, I was only kidding.  They're fucking ridiculous.  Exterminate the brutes.

Or kill me.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2009, 07:40:47 pm
THEY'RE HORRIBLE

ROGER, THERE IS NO DEFENSE.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2009, 07:42:47 pm
LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE GROSS.

(http://www.spokane7.com/blogs/soundwave/images/20080320_juggalo3.jpg)

EW!
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2009, 07:44:17 pm
WE SHOULD FIND A JUGGALO FORUM

AND TROLL IT
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 07:44:30 pm
THEY'RE HORRIBLE

ROGER, THERE IS NO DEFENSE.

Please to re-read last line of rant.  Kthx.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 07:44:48 pm
WE SHOULD FIND A JUGGALO FORUM

AND TROLL IT

On it.  Tomorrow night.   :lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2009, 07:54:19 pm
THEY'RE HORRIBLE

ROGER, THERE IS NO DEFENSE.

Please to re-read last line of rant.  Kthx.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 10, 2009, 10:27:05 pm
WTF is a juggalo?  Besides kids in stupid bad face paint?
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2009, 10:41:34 pm
WTF is a juggalo?  Besides kids in stupid bad face paint?

Something repulsive:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 10, 2009, 10:54:06 pm
 :vom:
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Mangrove on September 10, 2009, 11:52:26 pm
:vom:

That's funny. I had the same reaction when I asked that question here  :lol:
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 11, 2009, 02:03:53 am
WTF is a juggalo?  Besides kids in stupid bad face paint?

Don't worry I had to look this shit up
and by look I mean ask ppl in IRC what the fuck this is all about
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 11, 2009, 10:36:27 am
:vom:

That's funny. I had the same reaction when I asked that question here  :lol:

I have that reaction when I ask most questions here.

I'm beginning to think it's not the questions  :argh!:
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Richter on September 11, 2009, 01:39:37 pm
Folks who just listen to the music or go to a concert, meh.  I'll treat them case by case.
Those who cross into being ridiculous hooligans will be purged from reality with rigteous fury.  Anyone who gets in my face wearing ridiculous makeup weilding a hatchet I will GLADLY stomp.

Seeing the "Fool" archetype gotten so WRONG pisses me off. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Cramulus on September 11, 2009, 02:28:34 pm
Folks who just listen to the music or go to a concert, meh.  I'll treat them case by case.
Those who cross into being ridiculous hooligans will be purged from reality with rigteous fury.  Anyone who gets in my face wearing ridiculous makeup weilding a hatchet I will GLADLY stomp.

Seeing the "Fool" archetype gotten so WRONG pisses me off. 

(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/geekdad/images/2009/03/29/larp.jpg)
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Richter on September 11, 2009, 03:15:45 pm
"OUR LARP IS BETTER THAN YOUR LARP"  :lulz:
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: The Johnny on September 13, 2009, 03:58:50 am

hxxp://loveline.phil21.net/useraccess/all/2002/08/Loveline-2002-08-18cf%20-%20Insane%20Clown%20Posse.mp3


heres an appearance by the lead singer i think on some late night talk show, i find it quite entertaining
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Ballard on September 13, 2009, 04:51:00 am
LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE GROSS.

(http://www.spokane7.com/blogs/soundwave/images/20080320_juggalo3.jpg)

EW!

Looking over this picture, I'm beginning to realize that if we ever do have a zombie apocalypse, it's likely going to start at a Gathering of the Juggalos. If the lovely bloke second from right isn't carrying at least two airborne, viral diseases, I don't know who is (but chances are it's the bloke third from right).
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 13, 2009, 07:59:20 am
We have a word down south for these people.
A word i shall not utter here.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 13, 2009, 02:51:48 pm
We have a word down south for these people.
A word i shall not utter here.

Yeah you will.   :lulz:

It's only a matter of time.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 03:46:40 pm
Magnets how do they work? Really? what a shit meme.

Fucking Rainbows are the result of this, thank god im not on my cellphone because it would have gotten eaten by a pelican but thankfully he ran away. Things like that are absolutely Magic, now if only i could turn into a butterfly...
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:46:06 am
WE SHOULD FIND A JUGGALO FORUM

AND TROLL IT

Oh my how original :roll:

Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2012, 02:16:29 am
WE SHOULD FIND A JUGGALO FORUM

AND TROLL IT

Oh my how original :roll:

Shouldn't you be polishing something for fang?
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on September 05, 2012, 10:09:14 am
WE SHOULD FIND A JUGGALO FORUM

AND TROLL IT

Oh my how original :roll:

Shouldn't you be polishing something for fang?

:a2m: ???
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Mistre on September 06, 2012, 02:17:35 am
Uhm, sorry, but why wearing face-paint is bad? .o (We don't have groups like these in Brazil)
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 02:48:58 am
Uhm, sorry, but why wearing face-paint is bad? .o (We don't have groups like these in Brazil)

It's not the face paint.  It's the uniform, so to speak.  The utter self-submerging of the personality into a genre.

It's like the Tea Party, with worse music.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Epimetheus on September 06, 2012, 04:14:42 am
The utter self-submerging of the personality into a genre.

How can you know that every one of them has done that? Or are we just talking about the worst of the lot
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 04:26:29 am
The utter self-submerging of the personality into a genre.

How can you know that every one of them has done that? Or are we just talking about the worst of the lot

Spoken like a true sympathizer.

You sure you haven't got any clown make up on RIGHT NOW, commie?
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Epimetheus on September 06, 2012, 05:17:35 am
My clown makeup is on the inside.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 06, 2012, 06:42:29 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3JRsTHI9sg

This is a video of a Juggalo giving a lecture on his culture. Its actually kind of cool, the mythology that ICP created through their music and marketing.

While hes talking about the Joker cards try to imagine his face when the final card turned out to be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUb-Jg3Mjys
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 04:26:04 am
Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level?  And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

Yes, I am high, but just think about it......
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 21, 2012, 05:43:36 am
Objectively, they're not even that weird. If I was an alien sent to study human cultures, and I was supposed to outline the differences between Juggalos and any other group of deluded shitnecks on the planet, I would probably only be able to come up with "awful music."

That doesn't justify their existence, though.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 08:07:53 am
Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level?  And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

Yes, I am high, but just think about it......

Dude, hell yes! Of course! I mean, do you know who you're TALKING TO?
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 02:35:08 pm
Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level?  And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

Yes, I am high, but just think about it......

Dude, hell yes! Of course! I mean, do you know who you're TALKING TO?

People who recognize that even though we've outgrown it, we're all still slaves to our monkey brains?
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2012, 02:42:31 pm
Dude, are you sure this is the first time you've been to these boards?
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Verbal Mike on September 21, 2012, 02:47:58 pm
I was half-convinced he was a TGRR alt. Still haven't completely ruled it out.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 02:51:28 pm
Dude, are you sure this is the first time you've been to these boards?

Yup, but I have read a shitload of Warren Ellis, so I figure I can at least sound like I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Hey! I just realized there may be an upside to having misspent my youth in comic book nerdery! 

Perhaps I might be able to turn my pro-wrestling obsession into something useful too.  Beyond the universal theory of Buddhist Kayfabe, that is.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 02:52:58 pm
I was half-convinced he was a TGRR alt. Still haven't completely ruled it out.

I wish I was.  I would have actual minions then, instead of the lame non-union henchmen.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2012, 03:03:49 pm
But at least you don't have those collective-bargaining negotiations.  Those things can be brutal

YOU'LL WEAR THE SHINY AQUAMARINE ONE-PIECE UNIFORM, AND YOU'LL LIKE IT, FUCKERS!
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 05:49:50 pm
I hadn't considered the evil benefits to running an open shop in my plans to world domination.  I just always thought it was bad policy from an HR standpoint.  I mean look at COBRA.  They were an open shop, took just about anyone, and they couldn't even get extortion done correctly.

Ok, I will cop to having lurked here for quite a while.  Ever since TGRR used a term of mine in his dictionary.  But that's just good common sense, you don't jump into a community without getting an idea of what it's about.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 05:51:15 pm
Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level?  And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

Yes, I am high, but just think about it......

Dude, hell yes! Of course! I mean, do you know who you're TALKING TO?

People who recognize that even though we've outgrown it, we're all still slaves to our monkey brains?

Bingo.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 08:42:02 pm
So then what is the relationship to the monkey brain in its proper context?  I mean, I kinda dig mine, but I do have to remind myself that it generally fixates on bullshit.  Other people's monkey brains, not so much.

Serious non-dickhead question.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 08:42:38 pm
So then what is the relationship to the monkey brain in its proper context?  I mean, I kinda dig mine, but I do have to remind myself that it generally fixates on bullshit.  Other people's monkey brains, not so much.

Serious non-dickhead question.

The relationship of Juggalos?
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 08:44:12 pm
Not just juggalos, but for people.

Yes, I wondered off topic, I know. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2012, 08:44:45 pm
So then what is the relationship to the monkey brain in its proper context? 


Much like raising a retarded child.  Plenty of love and understanding, but never let it drive.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 08:45:12 pm
I was half-convinced he was a TGRR alt. Still haven't completely ruled it out.

I have announced all but two of my alts, and:

1.  Everyone knows which one ONE of them is, and

2.  Internet Jesus isn't one of them. 
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 09:14:54 pm
So then what is the relationship to the monkey brain in its proper context? 


Much like raising a retarded child.  Plenty of love and understanding, but never let it drive.

I like this.  I'm stealing it and pretending I came up with it.
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2012, 02:29:53 pm
So then what is the relationship to the monkey brain in its proper context? 


Much like raising a retarded child.  Plenty of love and understanding, but never let it drive.

I like this.  I'm stealing it and pretending I came up with it.

Thief!
    \
 :hashishim:
Title: Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 24, 2012, 06:50:23 pm
So then what is the relationship to the monkey brain in its proper context? 


Much like raising a retarded child.  Plenty of love and understanding, but never let it drive.

I like this.  I'm stealing it and pretending I came up with it.

Thief!
    \
 :hashishim:

Guilty, at least until the neurons covering this memory get zapped and I can't cop to it.  Then I'm home free.  At the rate I'm going those neurons will be fried next Thursday.