Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[NeonWytch]

Cool avatar NeonWytch

Welcome! Sounds like you are in the right place.

Heya, new person!

Thank ya kindly for the greetings, frienderinos!

It's kinda odd, actually talking to you people (Mostly just Xaz and LMNO, no offense Mithradates). I spent a lot of the time that the mods took to finalize my registration sifting through old threads, and so I've spent a large portion of the last 48 hours reading about you guyses misadventures like some kind of surreal, orange shitting, meme-spewing, screamy, early-to-mid 2000s version of the Adventures of Amir Hamza.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I have a good feeling about this one!

[Junkenstein]

You know the drill then, please state horrible mental deficiencies and prejudices for the class.

[NeonWytch]

You know the drill then, please state horrible mental deficiencies and prejudices for the class.

Mental deficiencies? Well, I have a bad case of degeneracy (Specifically the tranny kind), but the chemo has been effective in treating it.

As far as prejudices go, I have a seething hatred towards the people who sift through my trash at night trying to dig up dirt on me.
Jokes on them, the only thing I throw away is praise and microwave dinners that I decided I hadn't quite grown desperate enough to eat after cooking them.

[Junkenstein]

Appreciated, will update your file accordingly.

3 points for going for more than a couple of posts without screaming racism, it's a refreshing change.

[NeonWytch]

Is that screaming racist things, accusing people of racism, or some strange mix of both?

Have the last few newbies been that bad?

[LMNO]

Somehow, Discordia has been discovered by the alt-right, and they made their own little nest.

I mean sure, everyone's a discordian, and we all have our own Discordia, but that doesn't mean I want to have dinner with them.

[Junkenstein]

It's around 2 in every 5 or so that are just batshit insane and have a serious grudge against "Those people".

They usually start a couple of posts after I say hello which is why I mainly leave it to others now.

[LMNO]

To be fair, it's probably you.

[Junkenstein]

I can't disagree.

[Freeky]

If you enjoyed that, you have to check out the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqOC-G_Qqw

What even is this?  What the fuck?  Why is anything?  People are amazing sometimes. 

[Cain]

Cool avatar NeonWytch

Welcome! Sounds like you are in the right place.

Heya, new person!

Thank ya kindly for the greetings, frienderinos!

It's kinda odd, actually talking to you people (Mostly just Xaz and LMNO, no offense Mithradates). I spent a lot of the time that the mods took to finalize my registration sifting through old threads, and so I've spent a large portion of the last 48 hours reading about you guyses misadventures like some kind of surreal, orange shitting, meme-spewing, screamy, early-to-mid 2000s version of the Adventures of Amir Hamza.

Sorry.  We had to test you for rabies. But you're not frothing at the mouth, so you're probably not infected.

[Cain]

If you enjoyed that, you have to check out the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqOC-G_Qqw

What even is this?  What the fuck?  Why is anything?  People are amazing sometimes. 

It's Alex Jones, explaining how the Illuminati use the DMT.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The two spags did their thing in the late Fifties.

This pedantry has been brought to you by Shut Up, the Journal of American Horrorology™.

[NeonWytch]

The two spags did their thing in the late Fifties.

This pedantry has been brought to you by Shut Up, the Journal of American Horrorology™.

Fuck.
Time to commit sudoku. 
Goodbye new friends, it's been fun.