Thing I really want to see happen

[Wishfarple]

Enormous, mutant bat develops sentience and pursues a career as a celebrated TV anchorman.

[Wishfarple]

Ron Jeremy's disembodied member walks the earth, fighting injustice wherever it arises.

[AFK]

Celebrity Survivor.

We've stranded a bunch of celebrities on this uncharted island.  We've taken their cell-phones, their agents, and their cocaine.  All they have is the shirt on their back.  "For Christ's sake Paris put your shirt back on!"

Sorry.  

So here are some of the celebrities you'll see this season.  First the annoying teeny-diva tribe.  Ms. Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Madonna (hey you gotta have a couple old timers on Survivor), Jennifer Lopez, and the Aflac Duck.

On the other side of the island we have the freaks-of-nature tribe.  Michael Jackson, Richard Simmons, Liza Manelli, the runaway bride, Donny Osmond, and the re-animated corpse of Telly Savalas.

Here's the twist.  I, your host, Rev. What's-His-Name? and my trusty friend here Mr. Shotgun will be hunting you down one by one after you scatter about this here island.  The last one standing wins the game.  The prize?  A ten second head start swim off the island.  Now, where did I put my harpoon.

[G to the T to the L]

Celebrity Survivor.

We've stranded a bunch of celebrities on this uncharted island.  We've taken their cell-phones, their agents, and their cocaine.  All they have is the shirt on their back.  "For Christ's sake Paris put your shirt back on!"

Sorry.  

So here are some of the celebrities you'll see this season.  First the annoying teeny-diva tribe.  Ms. Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Madonna (hey you gotta have a couple old timers on Survivor), Jennifer Lopez, and the PLEASE DO NOT GIVE AWAY OUR SECRETS.

On the other side of the island we have the freaks-of-nature tribe.  Michael Jackson, Richard Simmons, Liza Manelli, the runaway bride, Donny Osmond, and the re-animated corpse of Telly Savalas.

Here's the twist.  I, your host, Rev. What's-His-Name? and my trusty friend here Mr. Shotgun will be hunting you down one by one after you scatter about this here island.  The last one standing wins the game.  The prize?  A ten second head start swim off the island.  Now, where did I put my harpoon.

Careful, Rev.  You let that one slip.

[Zurtok Khan]

Celebrity Survivor.

We've stranded a bunch of celebrities on this uncharted island.  We've taken their cell-phones, their agents, and their cocaine.  All they have is the shirt on their back.  "For Christ's sake Paris put your shirt back on!"

Sorry.  

So here are some of the celebrities you'll see this season.  First the annoying teeny-diva tribe.  Ms. Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Madonna (hey you gotta have a couple old timers on Survivor), Jennifer Lopez, and the Aflac Duck.

On the other side of the island we have the freaks-of-nature tribe.  Michael Jackson, Richard Simmons, Liza Manelli, the runaway bride, Donny Osmond, and the re-animated corpse of Telly Savalas.

Here's the twist.  I, your host, Rev. What's-His-Name? and my trusty friend here Mr. Shotgun will be hunting you down one by one after you scatter about this here island.  The last one standing wins the game.  The prize?  A ten second head start swim off the island.  Now, where did I put my harpoon.

OMG, thats simply beautiful.  That's about the only reality TV I'd ever watch.  Well, besides porn that is  

[Wishfarple]

Wishfarple dies and gets to spend the rest of eternity scaring the everloving fuck out of obnoxious fat children.

[Wishfarple]

Wishfarple dies and gets to spend the rest of eternity scaring the everloving fuck out of obnoxious fat children.

this never happened but i did manage to sneak up on a squirrel and give it a really good start

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fucking what

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How much of this gets to go on before I am allowed to stop being un-cranky?

[Doktor Howl]

How much of this gets to go on before I am allowed to stop being un-cranky?

It's your thing, woman.  Do whatcha wanna do.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How much of this gets to go on before I am allowed to stop being un-cranky?

It's your thing, woman.  Do whatcha wanna do.