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Plato's Cave for Domesticated Primates

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 23, 2016, 04:09:13 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Plato's cave is, as many of you know, a thought experiment put forth by Plato, in which several prisoners are shackled in a cave with a fire behind them.  The fire casts shadows on the wall and, since the prisoners have their backs to the fire, all the see is the shadows.  Which they take to be reality.

But then one day, one of the prisoners sees the fire for some reason.  Perhaps his shackles rusted away, who knows.  Anyway, he sees the fire and immediately concludes that the shadows are an illusion, and that the principles that underpin his sense of reality are false.  A number of things happen.  One, he tells his fellow prisoners his discovery.  Some of them mock him for his insane belief that the shadows are false, some declare that he is a heretic for claiming they are false, and some sign on and begin worshiping the fire.  Some even decide that the fire is a conspiracy, lit and tended by those that want to mire the prisoners in illusion for vague yet nefarious reasons (this is where we get Ron Paul voters).

And they could be right.  Or maybe the fire was lit by a totally unrelated guy, who's just trying to cook his dinner or stay warm or do one of the other things that require fire.

Or maybe there's more than one person tending the fire, and they all have different motives.  One guy is cooking dinner, another is drying out his clothing, and one bastard is building the fire up to fuck with the prisoners.  Who deserve it.  Because they must have done something to become prisoners in the first place.  The bastards.

All of this ignores the fact that the shadows are real, in that they are the spaces on the cave wall that are not directly exposed to light from the fire.  This would infer to the prisoners, if they'd stop beating up the guy that noticed the fire, that they themselves are real, by virtue of having cast the shadows in the first place.  But he's a heretic, and we know how to deal with heretics around here.

At no point does it occur to the prisoners to mash their manacles with rocks and exit the cave.  They would in fact kill you for suggesting it, because the cave is a known space and outside the cave is unknown and frightening, and where would they get their shadows if they left, anyway?

Well, most of them.  One guy might bravely leave the cave and then return to explain, but having watched the shadow of him leave, the prisoners are entertained and thus feel no need to take any further steps (the Apollo Program comes to mind), since it's been done already and they're waiting for the next big thing.  Probably some loud guy with a fucked up hairdo that looks intriguing as hell when cast in shadow.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Niiice.

I especially like paragraphs 5 and 7.

Faust

I really enjoyed this, the unseen fire all worked by many forces that we only see the shadows of really explains a lot of human behaviour to me.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Thanks.  It had occurred to me that many people, in trying to get a clearer idea of reality, try to "separate the wheat from the chaff", ignoring the fact that reality = wheat AND chaff AND lots of shit we don't know exists, let alone understand.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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P3nT4gR4m

That last guy who left? That fucking guy :horrormirth:

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The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 23, 2016, 05:14:47 PM
Thanks.  It had occurred to me that many people, in trying to get a clearer idea of reality, try to "separate the wheat from the chaff", ignoring the fact that reality = wheat AND chaff AND lots of shit we don't know exists, let alone understand.

OP was great! I think you're on to something with this particular "non choosy" model for knowledge. Vastly more is unknown than known, and THAT'S a fact, so presume as little as possible!
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POFP

"... and they all have different motives."

This is the part that speaks to me the most, I think. On all sides, I see people accuse the opposite side of having some streamlined agenda or some over-bearing power in The System™. One of my friends has a habit of accusing the blatantly chaotic and incoherent Conservative Right as having some elaborate control. He thinks that the liberal media stations are actually controlled by the conservatives to make the liberals look bad. And here I'm thinking "Maybe you just don't agree with the left as much as you thought you did?"

Do some Conservatives on the Right have considerable power in certain areas of The System™? Absolutely. Do they control all of it? Hell no. Do the Conservatives with power on the Right all work together to achieve an agenda? No, but some work together or bribe each other to make different things happen. Do the Democrats have control over everything instead? No. You have Plutocrats on both sides playing The System™ for their own personal gain, which may or may not coincide with the general principles of either side. I hate it when people confuse coincidence of principle and individually selfish behavior with conspiracy. Eventually, you start to realize that The System™ is not just an entity, but a collective of individual entities with their own complex influences and desires. Assume that things are simply "You vs [The Enemy]" or even "Us vs [The System™]" and you will NEVER break the shackles. You will never see the Fire. You will see what you, or some other asshole wants you to see. And in turn, you may cause someone else to see what you want to see.
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P3nT4gR4m

All I see is an endless ocean of dumb. It's scarier than any conspiracy. At least with a conspiracy shit is happening for a reason. It might not be one you agree with but at least it makes sense.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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POFP

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2016, 11:55:55 PM
All I see is an endless ocean of dumb. It's scarier than any conspiracy. At least with a conspiracy shit is happening for a reason. It might not be one you agree with but at least it makes sense.

Well, I would argue that a conspiracy implies mostly direct action against any kind of agenda that you, yourself, may have. Or that they would let your agenda take hold only to manipulate it for their own gain.

An endless ocean of dumb (If you're implying little to no organization or coherence) definitely has its friction with agendas, but I see it as capable of being circumvented because of lack of organization. Possibly a higher potential for future directional organization?

The way I see it, dispersed and disorganized power chains are easier to take hold of if you want to change something about the world or create something for the world.

For example: I think the greatest potential for change for humanity exists in the undeveloped/developing countries that had little organization beforehand. These areas really are the latest frontiers for humane development. Investing in Africa, instead of taking from it, might be the next step in evolution of Mankind. All of its resources and diverse environments are perfect for growth. Give the people there a basic infrastructure to grow on, and the historical knowledge of the countries that have taken from it over the years, and I'm sure it will create a system even closer to perfection than America (Or Denmark, if you lean that way). Also, it seems to be much easier to implement the highest levels of infrastructure technology that we have if we start out from the bottom (Not necessarily from an engineering perspective, but from a lobbyist/support perspective). In our current system, it's damn-near impossible to upgrade anything infrastructure-related.

A Grand Conspiracy. A conspiracy to give humanity one last chance at success. And it's not possible in the developed world due to the fact that there is a bit too much organization and conspiracy that exists there. Nothing New World Order-level or anything. But there are long-term agendas affected by long-term government structures/legislation.




Note: Just let me know if I start jumping way off-topic during discussion. I'm still working on it and worry I've done that here as well.
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2016, 11:55:55 PM
All I see is an endless ocean of dumb. It's scarier than any conspiracy. At least with a conspiracy shit is happening for a reason. It might not be one you agree with but at least it makes sense.

This is where you run into the CotSG definition of "conspiracy".  A conspiracy of dunces that doesn't even know it's a conspiracy.

It's worth mentioning that the legal definition of conspiracy does not require that the participants know they are involved in a conspiracy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

POFP

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2016, 03:44:31 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2016, 11:55:55 PM
All I see is an endless ocean of dumb. It's scarier than any conspiracy. At least with a conspiracy shit is happening for a reason. It might not be one you agree with but at least it makes sense.

This is where you run into the CotSG definition of "conspiracy".  A conspiracy of dunces that doesn't even know it's a conspiracy.

It's worth mentioning that the legal definition of conspiracy does not require that the participants know they are involved in a conspiracy.

Point. Will rethink and restate what I said above accordingly.
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2016, 03:44:31 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2016, 11:55:55 PM
All I see is an endless ocean of dumb. It's scarier than any conspiracy. At least with a conspiracy shit is happening for a reason. It might not be one you agree with but at least it makes sense.

This is where you run into the CotSG definition of "conspiracy".  A conspiracy of dunces that doesn't even know it's a conspiracy.

It's worth mentioning that the legal definition of conspiracy does not require that the participants know they are involved in a conspiracy.

CotSG?