"SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!

[Don Coyote]

It's simple. I don't like him because he is a douche.

although i don't really have anything to base it on, i'm guessing you're right.
since his act is pretty much an act of self aggrandisement, i would imagine it's a good chance that colors his personality when not performing as well...
but since i haven't ever seen him outside of his act, i enjoy his stuff, myself.

I don't much care for his music.

[Cainad (dec.)]

If I were to take up a vigilante lifestyle (i.e. if I was willing to forsake sleep), my first piece of equipment would be something like this: http://www.ringmesh.com/ChainMail_Shirts_and_Vests_s/25.htm to be worn under the costume.


But really, the actual #1 priority would be learning how to fight hand-to-hand. "Sissy-Man" just isn't the heroic gestalt I would want to go for.

[the last yatto]

It's about time this happened.  Really, how long can you go without some crazy bastard actually trying it?

Or swan dives into a car

[Don Coyote]

If I were to take up a vigilante lifestyle (i.e. if I was willing to forsake sleep), my first piece of equipment would be something like this: http://www.ringmesh.com/ChainMail_Shirts_and_Vests_s/25.htm to be worn under the costume.


But really, the actual #1 priority would be learning how to fight hand-to-hand. "Sissy-Man" just isn't the heroic gestalt I would want to go for.

That looks like it might be good to wear under hard body armor, BUT stainless is harder and therefore more brittle than mild steel. This means you can bust links much more easily. Soft rings will deform instead of busting, which reduces penetration and absorbs more energy.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The Voice^TM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?

Depends on whether you want to fuck your mom.

HUH

          now that i actually read the previous posts, that's pretty weird. i don't even know what my mom smells like. lemon pledge? a dishwasher cleaned crockpot? cigarettes? really bad, cheap, white wine?

HOW

          did you realize that you smell like everyone's mom?

Mine smells like cigarettes, a little too much perfume and febreeze.

I think she's at that age where her sense of smell is starting to go.

[Jasper]

As far as homebrew armor goes, recently some of my friends in Seattle tested several varieties of armor against gunfire.  Apparently, skis sandwiched with thin steel can stop a .44 magnum.

[Don Coyote]

How many fuckers are in the Pacific Northwest?

[the last yatto]

Well the Super friends hq is in port townsend

[E.O.T.]

Usually, this is my supervillain costume:



But sometimes, it's  this:




Which one smells like your mom?

HA!

          i don't know if i can find my mom in that spectrum, myself.

HOW(NIGEL)

          do you know about this steele guy?/ news to me.

[E.O.T.]

Well the Super friends hq is in port townsend

THE MOST UNCANNY ALLIANCE

          ever assembled!