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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on November 02, 2012, 11:46:28 PM

Title: Flouncebook
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on November 02, 2012, 11:46:28 PM
Please sign your name, noting the date and time, in this thread when you flounce. Also, if you un-flounce, please check back in here. This will help us keep track.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 03, 2012, 01:55:31 AM
I would assume that most flouncers are unlikely to post it here, but i like the idea.  :lol:
would it be in violation of board guidelines to have flounce announcements split here by moderator action for posterity?
....or i guess links could just be made.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 03, 2012, 04:59:51 AM
^TIMESTAMP

FLOUNCE
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: AFK on November 03, 2012, 12:53:35 PM
I'm going to flounce tomorrow morning at precisely 2 am and return at 1 am that same day.






Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 03, 2012, 01:22:27 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 03, 2012, 04:59:51 AM
^TIMESTAMP

FLOUNCE

I'm uh...I'm back.  Boy is my face red.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Cuddlefish on November 03, 2012, 03:47:42 PM
I'm in the middle of a prolonged absence, does that count? Should I post here?
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Cain on November 03, 2012, 04:10:11 PM
Quote from: Curdlefish on November 03, 2012, 03:47:42 PM
I'm in the middle of a prolonged absence, does that count? Should I post here?

No.  You have to formally declare your intent to return first, then flounce.  We have a process for this kind of thing.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 03, 2012, 04:44:55 PM
I think the idea of moving flounce posts to their own thread is hilarious.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Freeky on November 03, 2012, 05:05:22 PM
ERHMAHGERD, I HAET YOU ALL.  I'M NEVER COMING BACK EVER!

OFFICIAL FLOUNCE!
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Cuddlefish on November 03, 2012, 11:37:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2012, 04:10:11 PM
Quote from: Curdlefish on November 03, 2012, 03:47:42 PM
I'm in the middle of a prolonged absence, does that count? Should I post here?

No.  You have to formally declare your intent to return first, then flounce.  We have a process for this kind of thing.

Ok, so, if I do flounce with an intent to return, can I haz absentee ballot?
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2012, 01:58:17 AM


:lulz:
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Cain on November 04, 2012, 02:04:14 AM
Quote from: Curdlefish on November 03, 2012, 11:37:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2012, 04:10:11 PM
Quote from: Curdlefish on November 03, 2012, 03:47:42 PM
I'm in the middle of a prolonged absence, does that count? Should I post here?

No.  You have to formally declare your intent to return first, then flounce.  We have a process for this kind of thing.

Ok, so, if I do flounce with an intent to return, can I haz absentee ballot?

We need form 1704B filled in triplicate, along with two state-issued forms of ID, a utility bill as proof of address and the written character testimony of a former civil servant, teacher, member of the armed forces, legal officer or similar profession before we can issue the absentee ballot.  You know the rules.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 07, 2012, 02:23:47 AM
Fuck.
Question: I flounced from FB about 8 months ago and informed no one. Was my ballot today legal, or did my blunder potentially cost Jill Stein the election?
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Epimetheus on November 07, 2012, 05:49:54 PM
Flouncing as soon as I'm annoyed or bored.
Returning as soon as I remember that other people have no obligation to be as I want them to be, and that I make my own fun.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 07, 2012, 06:02:30 PM
If I ever decide to Take My Boa and Go, I shall not announce my doing so.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Phox on November 25, 2012, 10:56:19 PM
I'm leaving PD forever. I'll be back most likely in the wee hours of the morning, as usual. Good day!
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 25, 2012, 11:22:24 PM
Now that she's gone I expect it's safe to say I never liked her and always suspected her to be the type to underfeed cats for malicious reasons.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Richter on November 26, 2012, 12:46:49 AM
I'm not here right now.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2012, 01:05:47 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 25, 2012, 11:22:24 PM
Now that she's gone I expect it's safe to say I never liked her and always suspected her to be the type to underfeed cats for malicious reasons.

Really? I pegged her for more of an overfeeder-for-malicious-reasons, myself.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2012, 01:06:47 AM
I'M LEAVING FOREVER to go to the bar to hang out with cacophony society peeps for three hours.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 26, 2012, 01:24:30 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 26, 2012, 01:05:47 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 25, 2012, 11:22:24 PM
Now that she's gone I expect it's safe to say I never liked her and always suspected her to be the type to underfeed cats for malicious reasons.

Really? I pegged her for more of an overfeeder-for-malicious-reasons, myself.

Maybe that's just it!  Maybe she gives cats a healthy amount of food ENTIRELY FOR MALICIOUS REASONS!
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Cain on November 26, 2012, 06:41:16 AM
Allowing cats to exist is pretty malicious.
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Phox on November 26, 2012, 06:59:47 AM
I have comeback, with plenty of butthurt for everyone to share.  :argh!:


(also  :lulz:)
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2012, 07:14:01 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 26, 2012, 01:24:30 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 26, 2012, 01:05:47 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 25, 2012, 11:22:24 PM
Now that she's gone I expect it's safe to say I never liked her and always suspected her to be the type to underfeed cats for malicious reasons.

Really? I pegged her for more of an overfeeder-for-malicious-reasons, myself.

Maybe that's just it!  Maybe she gives cats a healthy amount of food ENTIRELY FOR MALICIOUS REASONS!

THAT BITCH!
Title: Re: Flouncebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2012, 07:14:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on November 26, 2012, 06:59:47 AM
I have comeback, with plenty of butthurt for everyone to share.  :argh!:


(also  :lulz:)

Oh shit I mean HAI I MISSED YOU!!!