ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[Cramulus]

9/10 People Enjoy Gang Rape

[Triple Zero]

just passed fifty posts
you've all been so kind
if you don't like this poem
you can kiss my behind

just passed fifty posts
so here's how it will be
don't take it to hard
five fnord Eris twenty three

just passed fifty posts
and your sights are on me
so i say it again
five fnord Eris twenty three

just passed fifty posts
it wasnt that hard
yippee hurray
i am now a fucktard

[Jasper]

Not bad.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

9/10 People Enjoy Gang Rape

Very clever Mr. Ice...
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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dicks and wine: that's a culture I can endorse.

[Iason Ouabache]

This is why Zen is full of shit.

You're supposed to LIVE life, not be detached from it.  If you're mad, be fucking mad.  If you're happy, be fucking happy.  Don't CALMLY eat that cheeseburger, EAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT CHEESEBURGER.  Be SOMETHING, because there's no point in a religion or philosophy that teaches you to wipe out all the fucking highs and lows in life.

[Cramulus]

Women are from Venus,
Men are from Mars,
Fred is from....


















...Mercury

?

[Suu]

I was wondering if anyone would fucking catch that.

[Triple Zero]

This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.   

this just seriously made my day.

[Vene]

can we beat the monkeys into submission or is political idealism a wast of time?  a government of the people  is supposed to have the ability to keep the monkey in check (i think it works but not near well enough)... the scum will always rise to the top creating a need for new monkeys and new monkey controls in all goverments

"We" are also monkeys. 

Never forget that.

[Suu]

Lulzcow, correct me where I'm wrong but this is your argument so far:

The internet is mean.
An expert told you that you were unable to communicate with people on the internet.
You are surprised that people on the internet do not understand that you are unable to communicate with them properly.


People who disagree with you are being illogical.
It's ok for you to be a hypocrite because you have a "condition".
No-one else knows about how your condition works therefore you are the only one who can define this condition, meaning that it can explain away any behaviour you wish it to.
Nobody understands you and life is a dark abyss.

If an expert told you that you were allergic to bees, would you stick your head in a bee hive?

[Cramulus]

oldskool :

Of course, you could always do your part to ensure Morrison writes more stuff like this by actually buying his artistic work...

LOL, yeah, I might just do that.

Maybe when I'm on my way to my local church to hand out save the whale pamphlets, just before I turn myself in for past crimes on account of I can't live with the guilt anymore 

[Cramulus]

On the plus side the decline of civilisation means plenty meat for the carnivores.

As soon as the mean IQ drops to sub-bovine, cannibalism becomes the ethical dietary choice

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Uncle BadTouch + liberal amounts of kerosene + lighter = X

Solve for X

[Suu]

I like my women like I like my  -- fake and on the computer screen.

NT: cellphones