Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

[Ben Shapiro]

I can walk now. It almost crippled me, and I didnt get to finish, but this sex that almost crippled me by far is the best sex I ever had.

[Cain]

It always is.  Without exception.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am having this weird realization that my oldest child is kind of a horrible brat.

I don't know what to do about this, and I don't understand how she got this way. My other children aren't brats. She's a fucking Tumblr SJW special snowflake who has a tantrum any time she's asked to be considerate of other people or do something she doesn't want to do.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's also a weird feeling to realize that you love your child, but don't particularly like them, at least at this stage of their development.

[LMNO]

[unsolicited]

Troll her.

[/unsolicited]


That feeling must suck.

[Eater of Clowns]

Not that anyone here needs reminding that I'm piss poor at interpersonal relationships, but I'm pretty sure I just blew it with a girl because she asked me for an opinion on the opening paragraph to The Call of Cthulhu as part of her class assignment and I launched into an explanation of how the island in a vast sea of ignorance was both the individual vs. reality and the earth vs. the cosmos, then arguing that Lovecraft's resurgent popularity was a reflection of the fact we find unknowable horrors familiar in that we live in an incomprehensibly complex self-correcting God-machine society. Via text message.

[LMNO]

Are you kidding?  That's sexy as hell.


Rawr.

[Reginald Ret]

Yeah it is!
She is probably just recovering from the txtgasm you gave her, I know I am glad I was sitting down and I'm not even into Lovecraft!

[Eater of Clowns]

 

This is why PD is my one true love.

Now come here and let me whisper into your ear sweet nothings on the absurdity of existence.

[LMNO]

[minuspace]

[minuspace]

Title scene to _ the call-girl of chutlu_ seems promising.

[Suu]

NEW COMPUTER AND ROUTER.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

New Job. Sub sandwich/liquor store hybrid. Hyped.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Not that anyone here needs reminding that I'm piss poor at interpersonal relationships, but I'm pretty sure I just blew it with a girl because she asked me for an opinion on the opening paragraph to The Call of Cthulhu as part of her class assignment and I launched into an explanation of how the island in a vast sea of ignorance was both the individual vs. reality and the earth vs. the cosmos, then arguing that Lovecraft's resurgent popularity was a reflection of the fact we find unknowable horrors familiar in that we live in an incomprehensibly complex self-correcting God-machine society. Via text message.

"Blew it"? If that was blowing it, she isn't your kind of girl. That's exactly the kind of conversation that would give me a mad crush.