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#91

I should have just said what your quote says. :fap:
Thanks for the tips!
#92
Suppose I so do not want to fuck myself?
Where might you be?

#93
That would be one hell of a way to trick a gullible  high seeker into quitting....
Even though they took gullible out of the major dictionaries for some reason....
#94
Quote from: Pæs on February 25, 2014, 10:07:36 PM
80,000 people playing one side of chess?

You would think they could tap into their collective wisdom and benefit....
I would like to see 80,000 people lose to one grade schooler.
#95
Woh, those Guillotines look like they were made by bow flex or something.
Completely looks like something that belongs in a gym.
#96
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 10:38:52 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 03, 2014, 06:47:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 06:25:08 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 03, 2014, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 06:07:44 PM
Fuck all that bad noise.  I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.  I have no time for dadaist nonsense.

But at least you posted it in the appropriate subforum.  Which has to be worth something.

So that shrapnel wont get into their brain rendering their pilot skills useless?

Pilot skills, you say?

The average kamikaze pilot had almost no technical training.  Their training mostly involved being beaten up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze

(scroll down to "training").

Oh..... They didn't wear helmets.... I see what you did there :D

Though I wasn't saying they were skilled. I was just talking about the ability to keep the plane in the air.

14% of kamikazes hit, but only 40% were shot down.  Which leads you to believe that 46% of kamikaze pilots were in fact unable to keep the plane in the air.  Which in turn leads you to believe, given the planes they were flying, that their "training" consisted of being told how to do shit.  I have no idea if they got any actual flight time at all prior to the big chicken dinner.

Too many Sake Bombs....
#97
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 06:25:08 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 03, 2014, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 06:07:44 PM
Fuck all that bad noise.  I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.  I have no time for dadaist nonsense.

But at least you posted it in the appropriate subforum.  Which has to be worth something.

So that shrapnel wont get into their brain rendering their pilot skills useless?

Pilot skills, you say?

The average kamikaze pilot had almost no technical training.  Their training mostly involved being beaten up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze

(scroll down to "training").

Oh..... They didn't wear helmets.... I see what you did there :D

Though I wasn't saying they were skilled. I was just talking about the ability to keep the plane in the air.
#98
Ask your pineapple gland :D
#99
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 06:07:44 PM
Fuck all that bad noise.  I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.  I have no time for dadaist nonsense.

But at least you posted it in the appropriate subforum.  Which has to be worth something.

So that shrapnel wont get into their brain rendering their pilot skills useless?
#100
Hello fine chaps.

Now that I'm done talking to my cowboy gear for the purpose of a bad joke,
I would like to say hello to the community, introduce myself, and ask a few questions.

Hello community.

Late last night, someone 'anonymously' pointed me in the direction of the Principia Discordia,
and I had to read every word from start to finish; simply riveting!

After reading the entire book, I believed every word of it.
I especially payed attention to the words prohibiting my believing what I read.

I've got to say, eris has been calling my name for a very long time.
Way before my beloved encounter with Yossarian sometime during high school.

Cutting straight to the chase though, I want in on this.
Ignoring that they actually have explained why a woodpecker doesn't smash its brains out.

Does the hot dog thing count if I didn't know I was doing it?

Many times I've found myself with no buns and a mood to walk off with my meat in hand.
It is very possible that I've done this multiple times on a Friday too.

Does anyone know what Dyslexia does to someone's IQ score?
That could be pertinent information one day. It also could not be.

Finally, is it ok to ask random off topic wordy questions here?
Is that annoying, impolite, or frowned upon?
#101
If what you say is true, I assure you I am one hell of a combo breaker.....