News:

Hand drawn by monkeys in sweat-shop conditions.

Main Menu

Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme

Started by Prelate Diogenes Shandor, August 22, 2013, 04:26:19 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

August 22, 2013, 04:26:19 AM
The Obama administration has flip-flopped and is now trying to revive one of the most heinous provisions of SOPA. Please sign a petition telling them that that won't fly:

http://act.demandprogress.org/act/streaming/%3Freferring_akid%3Da9109269.1991293.kqBvlw%26source%3Dauto-e
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
August 22, 2013, 04:30:01 AM
Why, sure!  I'd LOVE to sign a petition he will never see, and that will result in nothing more than a condescending response from a staffer!

THIS IS GENIUS!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
August 22, 2013, 06:41:47 AM
I am, however, hoping that someone will start a petition to ban ammonium lauryl sulfate from sale to the general public, because I will totally sign that. That stuff is a hazard to our kids.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

#3
August 22, 2013, 07:04:05 AM

Pentions are much more useful...
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
August 22, 2013, 07:04:48 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on August 22, 2013, 07:04:05 AM

Pentions are much more useful...

They would be much better in the legislators' office.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
August 22, 2013, 07:05:33 AM
Something about time travelers using our shampoo against us.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
August 22, 2013, 01:44:32 PM
What is the difference between a petition and a pention? I thought that was just Yatto being Yatto.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

#7
August 22, 2013, 01:48:17 PM
You pay into a pention over the course of your career, usually getting access to the money after retiring in the form of regular payments.

P3nT4gR4m

#8
August 22, 2013, 02:05:02 PM
No wai. You pay into a pension. With a pention you pay ME  8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Johnny

#9
August 22, 2013, 06:10:41 PM
Quote from: Aloha Ackbar on August 22, 2013, 01:44:32 PM
What is the difference between a petition and a pention? I thought that was just Yatto being Yatto.

something about givi g money to another person so they hide it from us and we dont spend it
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

East Coast Hustle

#10
August 22, 2013, 09:41:51 PM
A pention is what allows you to move into a mantion rather than continuing living in tense.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Telarus

#11
August 22, 2013, 11:21:20 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 22, 2013, 09:41:51 PM
A pention is what allows you to move into a mantion rather than continuing living in tense.

Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
August 22, 2013, 11:48:41 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 22, 2013, 09:41:51 PM
A pention is what allows you to move into a mantion rather than continuing living in tense.

Wow  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
August 23, 2013, 12:36:43 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 22, 2013, 09:41:51 PM
A pention is what allows you to move into a mantion rather than continuing living in tense.

And it helps pay for the yot.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions