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Difficult Choices 9: Sidekick

Started by Cramulus, July 20, 2007, 12:59:05 AM

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you get

a bard who follows you around and records your deeds in song
a little imp who sits on your shoulder and makes mischief
a talking horse who is super chill to hang out with
a whole pack of college frat goonfucks who are fairly incompetent and drunk all the time but completely subservient to you
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Cain

#45
July 21, 2007, 03:54:59 PM Last Edit: July 21, 2007, 03:57:59 PM by Cain
Fuck you all.  Rogue is the only decent class, everything else sucks balls.  And I don't care thats not an option, kick out the bard or something.

Triple Zero

#46
July 21, 2007, 04:05:26 PM
the question was, who will be your sidekick. but you can still be the rogue, sneak stab people in the back from hiding in the shadows, while your pack of drunk college frats draw all the attention away from you!

or you could go for the horse and be that silent mysterious desperado rogue that never talks. except to the horse. which is why everyone thinks they're insane, until it is too late! (and who knows the horse might have a class level or 2 for that extra sneak horsefoot-in-the-back)
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Cain

#47
July 21, 2007, 04:10:19 PM
The rogue has to be a sidekick, however.  That way, he can steal something valuable while you are not paying attention, ensuring a sequel to the original adventure.

saint aini

#48
July 21, 2007, 04:38:26 PM
Du bist genauso wie ich.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Jasper

#49
July 21, 2007, 05:03:55 PM
Blort zarf tum walope.

See, I can speak in tongues too! :D

saint aini

#50
July 21, 2007, 05:34:28 PM
You are exactly the same as I.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Jasper

#51
July 21, 2007, 05:53:29 PM
I am?

saint aini

#52
July 21, 2007, 08:05:58 PM
now, my drunk, German, inept frat boy minions will kill you.

but first, I'd like to know one thing, Felix, did it hurt to kill so many good, innocent threads with AI bullshit?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Cramulus

#53
March 04, 2008, 07:53:56 PM
bumped for Gary Gygax's passing  :cry:

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
March 04, 2008, 08:49:34 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 20, 2007, 12:59:05 AM
frankly, I think all those choices are pretty sweet

Trained monkey or GTFO.
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Kurt Christ

#55
March 05, 2008, 02:33:06 AM
I vote bard, because it would be amazing to have my epic deeds retold in song,
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
March 05, 2008, 04:42:02 AM
I voted college thugs, for obvious reasons.
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Cramulus

#57
May 15, 2010, 04:25:38 PM

Payne

#58
May 15, 2010, 04:49:00 PM
The Old Gamer pics still make me laugh.

Triple Zero

#59
May 15, 2010, 05:10:36 PM
it's also STILL Gary fucking Gygax.

you little cunt.
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