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So, as you may or may not know, I am a writer and a story-teller and a poet. I fully intend to make a living this way

We're all storytellers. Got another job in the meantime?

Yeah, journalism.

Get used to Ramen.

I was raised on ramen and spam.

Then you may have a promising career as a journalism major¹.




¹  Notice that I didn't say "journalist".

LOL

Fuck liberal arts. I like eating real food. Although I think I shall force my children to grow up on ramen and spam to build character.

Weak bones make strong character, I always say.

My God that's the most frightening thing I've heard all day.

Stayed in, did you?

I think this is the first time I've made a thread that made it to 10 pages.

You had some help from Hank Williams Sr.

He's metal

He did a country album, to pay his child support, sonny.

It wasn't pretty.

Dok,
D/N/T his knowledge on this subject.

If I can find a nemesis, then I might possibly avoid death, at least within genre conventions.

*ahem*

Dok,
Stomps on a kitten and drops nerve gas on Edmonton.

In reality, he lives way more country than his pussy old man, but his voice sucks ass.

Hawk,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hank_Williams_III

NEVER.

FUCKING.

HAPPENED.

THIS is my official theme song.

Well, SOMEONE has to represent bad British rap.

IT'S
FUCKING
FRED!

I wouldn't admit it if I was, either.

Don't test me Dok. I can have the mounties on this forum with one phone-

...You heard nothing.

HAH!  I fucking KNEW it.  You're in cahoots with Remington.

DANDIES DRESSED IN BRIGHT RED. WHOFUCKING HOO.

Actually, the Mounties are badasses.  They killed ALL of the Beothuks in one raging gun battle, except for one chick they paraded around Europe like some grisly trophy, in a sack dress and bad shoes.

They still talk funny.

Who, the Beothuks?  I'd hope so.  They're all dead.

So, as you may or may not know, I am a writer and a story-teller and a poet. I fully intend to make a living this way

We're all storytellers. Got another job in the meantime?

Yeah, journalism.

Get used to Ramen.

I was raised on ramen and spam.

Then you may have a promising career as a journalism major¹.




¹  Notice that I didn't say "journalist".

LOL

Fuck liberal arts. I like eating real food. Although I think I shall force my children to grow up on ramen and spam to build character.

Weak bones make strong character, I always say.

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.

Okay.  Anytime you change your mind, let me know, because I have this great big fucking bag full of inconvenient facts here.

I just want to do Gretchen.

Big fucking bag.  It's all bulging and shit, with horrible shit just oozing out of the stitches.

I wouldn't admit it if I was, either.

Don't test me Dok. I can have the mounties on this forum with one phone-

...You heard nothing.

HAH!  I fucking KNEW it.  You're in cahoots with Remington.

DANDIES DRESSED IN BRIGHT RED. WHOFUCKING HOO.

Actually, the Mounties are badasses.  They killed ALL of the Beothuks in one raging gun battle, except for one chick they paraded around Europe like some grisly trophy, in a sack dress and bad shoes.

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.

Okay.  Anytime you change your mind, let me know, because I have this great big fucking bag full of inconvenient facts here.

I wouldn't admit it if I was, either.

Don't test me Dok. I can have the mounties on this forum with one phone-

...You heard nothing.

HAH!  I fucking KNEW it.  You're in cahoots with Remington.

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.