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I grew up in Casa Grande.
I remember when I was a little kid my older brother would tell me stories about the Black Madonna cult. Most of them
involved them coming in the middle of the night to peel the skin off of my face and feed it to the devil. Its weird because I always thought he was making them up, but I guess his stories must of had some basis in reality.

Its a beautiful day in North Vietnam,
A Beautiful day in North Vietnam,
Oh wont you be dead?
Wont you be dead?
Ive always wanted to shoot a commie just like you,
Ive always wanted to kill a man like you, soooo
Lets make the most of this beautiful day,
Since your in my sights I might as well say,
wont you be mine,
wont you be mine,
wont you be my victim.

Didnt this guy get several YEARS for hacking palins email?

Good Reverend I find myself in need of holy name suiting a man of my breeding and taste.

So what does this guy have to do to get banned?

That girl was banned 4 hours ago.

[Lirc]

Lirc - The Lirc lives in Internet chat rooms. It never says anything. Yes, sometimes when you see somebody lurking for entire months at a time, there is no computer or human being attached to it. Young Lircs cannot maintain a presence for too long - they can be seen signing on, hanging out for a second, and then signing off.

Ive always wondered about that. WHAT IS THE POINT OF STAYING IDLE IN A CHANNEL FOR 3 MONTHS!? /cruisecontrol

So what does this guy have to do to get banned?

[Slenderman]

Slenderman - Not much is known about this mysterious and terrifying creature. He has often been connected to fires, missing children,
and Something Awful Goons. If you ever encounter Slenderman do not panic, just remember these simple rules:

-No Wifin in da Club: Wifin in da club inspires homicidal rage in Slenderman. Avoid it at all costs.

-Gimme 20 Dollas: The only known way to drive away the dark and powerful force of Slenderman is to give him $20(What he does with this $20 is unknown)

I loved the Marble Hornets videos, especially when I was in an environment and state of mind conducive to paranoia.

I live in the middle of the woods completely surrounded by trees. If I look hard enough at night EVERY SINGLE TREE LOOKS LIKE SLENDERMAN. Im surrounded by an army of slendermen and I only have $40!!!

MOSCOW – Prime Minister Vladimir Putin climbed into a firefighting plane Tuesday and dumped water on two of the hundreds of wildfires sweeping through western Russia and cloaking Moscow in a suffocating smog.

Putin has been a very visible leader in the battle against the fires, which have caused billions of dollars in damage and left thousands homeless in the past two weeks. He has demanded that soldiers help overstretched firefighting brigades and has walked through smoldering villages, consoling residents and promising them new homes by fall.

But with his once sky-high approval ratings dropping — and sociologists warning that discontent could grow as the fires and a severe drought take their toll — Putin has not let up.

He took off Tuesday in a Be-200 firefighting plane and then moved into the copilot's seat. Television footage showed him pushing a button to unleash water on blazing forest fires about 120 miles (200 kilometers) southeast of Moscow.

After hitting the button, Putin glanced toward the pilot and asked, "Was that OK?"

The response: "A direct hit!"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100810/ap_on_bi_ge/eu_russia_fires

Goddamn Putins a badass.

I seriously want to move to Russia now.

[Slenderman]

Slenderman - Not much is known about this mysterious and terrifying creature. He has often been connected to fires, missing children,
and Something Awful Goons. If you ever encounter Slenderman do not panic, just remember these simple rules:

-No Wifin in da Club: Wifin in da club inspires homicidal rage in Slenderman. Avoid it at all costs.

-Gimme 20 Dollas: The only known way to drive away the dark and powerful force of Slenderman is to give him $20(What he does with this $20 is unknown)

Anime sucks.

Your mom sucks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdHDyMrXnxQ&feature=related

This is the most supaa kawaii~ anime ever made DESU.

   

My stepfather came into the room while I was watching that and told me to get a life.

You should subscribe to them. Every couple of weeks they either upload a video of them playing metroid or raping furniture.

its too late for you now, I found a cafe/bar that sells it in my town, along with a preposterous number of other obscure and exciting beers.

Nothing can stop my drunken chocolaty conquest.





Except alcohol poisoning.

Or diabetes

Do Aqua Buddhists go to Nirvana or Aqua-Nirvana?

I did not know this about Roger.

I used to troll here a little, very little.

Yeah, we'll know precisely who you are, in about 3 hours.

The suspense is killing me.