Mega-lol wingnut war poetry

[Cain]

In Iraq an IED explodes,
An American soldier dies,
But that blast will grow as the media blow
It up before our eyes.
And trumpet to the watching world,
These fifth column falsifiers,
Like sheep they bleat we face defeat,
Our foe's force multipliers.

Osama and his minions know,
In combat they can't beat us;
So they hope and pray will come a day,
Our own media will defeat us.
Ignoring all the good we've done,
Liberals focus on the gore,
On losses mounting and body counting,
To prove we've lost this war.

They disgraced us once in Vietnam,
So now these leftists feel,
That again they'll win with media spin,
And make America kneel.
But defeatists aren't the only ones,
Learned lessons from the past;
Back then we swore we'd lose no more,
This time we're standing fast.

The Internet's exposed them,
As elitist media liars;
They stand unclothed and widely loathed,
Our foe's force multipliers.
Some day when all our troops return,
With Iraq on freedom's path,
The liberal elite who sought defeat,
May face some Righteous wrath.

...

[LMNO]

Want additional lulz?  Imagine Joan Baez singing it.

[Cain]

Joan Baez is a force multiplier for our enemies, godamnit!

[Thurnez Isa]

were did you pick that up?

[Cain]

http://rightwingofthegods.blogspot.com/

Its like they're begging to be found by a talented satirist.

[Thurnez Isa]

I thought that satire to begin with
finding out its not makes me 

[Cain]

 

[Mangrove]

how about joan baez does the song, but janea fonda appears in the video?

[LMNO]

I wish I was better at playing 60's acoustic folk music, now. 


That's the first time I think I ever wrote that.

[Mangrove]

i probably could....my vocal intonation is about as reliable as dylan's...

[AFK]

i probably could....my vocal intonation is about as reliable as dylan's...

But do you have his stunning good looks?

[Mangrove]

i probably could....my vocal intonation is about as reliable as dylan's...

But do you have his stunning good looks?

please to be viewing my avatar and forming your own conclusion 

[P3nT4gR4m]

how about joan baez does the song, but janea fonda appears in the video?

If she's clubbing a baby seal I'll sell my house to drum up funding.

[Jasper]

HAW!  What GARBAGE!

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[Sir Comrade Kenan]

i probably could....my vocal intonation is about as reliable as dylan's...

But do you have his stunning good looks?

I have both of these, as well as mad guitar ability. I just can't play the harmonica.


Stupid weak smoker lungs.