Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 25, 2012, 02:36:20 AM

Title: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 25, 2012, 02:36:20 AM
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2012, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: V3X on October 25, 2012, 02:36:20 AM
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Have her depict some screenshots back at him, preferably chosen at random from a selection provided by GIGGLES.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
Quote from: V3X on October 25, 2012, 02:36:20 AM
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Give his email address to Man Yellow/Man Green.

We are experts.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 25, 2012, 03:34:49 AM
I'd hate to punish the poor man. He doesn't even KNOW he's a Discordian. All he knows is he hangs out on the outskirts of Seattle wearing Mao jackets with homemade military decorations. Perfectly normal.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 25, 2012, 03:37:58 AM
Put him in a room with another Discordian.

I never much liked Seattle anyway.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 25, 2012, 03:47:27 AM
I should just link him here.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
Post by: Don Coyote on October 25, 2012, 04:43:07 AM
Quote from: V3X on October 25, 2012, 03:34:49 AM
I'd hate to punish the poor man. He doesn't even KNOW he's a Discordian. All he knows is he hangs out on the outskirts of Seattle wearing Mao jackets with homemade military decorations. Perfectly normal.

WUT??
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2012, 05:00:38 AM
Quote from: V3X on October 25, 2012, 03:47:27 AM
I should just link him here.

I thought you didn't want to punish him?
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 25, 2012, 05:05:46 AM
PD does not stand for Punishing Discordians*









*yes it does
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2012, 02:32:44 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 25, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
Quote from: V3X on October 25, 2012, 02:36:20 AM
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Give his email address to Man Yellow/Man Green.

We are experts.

Yes. We're here to help.