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It's a joke, ffs! The old guy's face is what makes it. I laughed my ass of the first time I saw it, cos it's funny. It's not politically correct or historically accurate, which is good because those two things are rarely ever as funny as taking the piss.

Not what I meant.

Not who I was talking to. For future reference, I'm much more likely to be talking about you than to you. Look out for sentences with "fuckhead" in and give yourself a pat on the back every time you see one

He's just trying to rustle us.

That's americanese for stealing someone's cows, right?  :?

Yup. Our cattle are being stolen as we speak. Luckily they all have the Pentabarf brand and only dispense whiskey from their teats so everyone will know where they came from anyway.
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I think he's trying to steal us.

I'd hate to think of what Pent would do all penned up though. Personally, I think it's a poorly thought plan.
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Plus, you know the penalty for cattle rustling is...








That's right.  A little red x.

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 06, 2013, 07:48:15 PM
Plus, you know the penalty for cattle rustling is...








That's right.  A little red x.
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