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No but it's a good distraction

In the hall way left and right buckets were lined up neatly. Inside were a variety of buttons of all colors, sizes, and shapes. At the head of our tour group our guide stood at the threshold of a pair of double doors. She urged for our attention and told us to collect as many buttons as we could. The rest of the group attending the tour fought to gather as many buttons as possible, but I decided to only collect the buttons which caught my eye. I examined the styles first and then the size. Was the color right?
The cacophony of the crowd was interrupted by yet another announcement by our tour guide. "Whoever collected the most colorful buttons wins!" She told the group. This was quite a disappointment for me as I mostly picked out nothing but black buttons. I looked down at my hands observing the few buttons I picked out completely oblivious that the group was flocking through the double doors ahead. Once I glanced back up I proceeded to the doors and on the other side found that the tour ended at what seemed to be a very elaborate gift shop which, at it's brink, seemed to be very simple but as a whole was as large as a Walmart or some shit.
While in my dazed amazement at the marvels of the size of the gift shop and the vast items it held a little girl attempted to put these pens in my pocket. I tried to take the pens out of my pockets but she persistently continued to fill my pockets. "Look I don't want to pay for these fucking pens!" I told her. Then my argument ceased to the sound of panicked frenzy in the crowed. "Hermaphrodite!" Some old geezer yelled. I looked around in confusion and asked to myself  " what the fuck is a hermaphrodite?" Then out of nowhere a giant praying mantis crashed through the shelves of the gift shop causing a great commotion all around. I ran off hiding behind a large lining of selves. I looked back at the crowed who seemed to be running in a very orderly circle. The mantis stood over the deluded crowd eating them as they passed him by. While he was distracted I decided to push the shelf onto him. As he fell his feet got caught in a lawn chair which for some fucking reason was being sold in a button factory, if that's even what the tour was about.
With no hesitation in thought I jumped up and down on the lawn chair attempting to cut off the legs of the praying mantis. In the midst of doing so the mantis looked at me and said in some kinda redneck accent "come on boy cut off my legs."

Absolutely nothing

I understand now! I understand that I understand nothing. Eris said not to seek her without and not to seek her within, and like a fool I overlooked these words without a second thought. Like most individuals, I tried to fill this void I felt with perceptions and concepts in which I could easily conform my mind in order to make sense out of an irrational world. But once I let go of this pride that I had I realized I wasn't so special in fact I was an irrational fool. knowing this doesn't exactly make me any less of a fool or anymore special than I was before... and In all honesty I'm completely fine with that fact.

Rooms filled with black curtains and smoke-A fun house mirror a restless joke
distorted colors reflect off the obscure glass.
As your idols pull the strings, did you ever wonder what life could be
if you didn't choose the easy way so fast?

So picture box please teach me what's right or wrong in reality
because I can't seem to find the final piece
A blurred vision of what is true
As ventriloquists control your every move.
How am I to solve a puzzle I can't even see?

So paint a smile on my face play juggling games with restless haste
Keep pretending you have something left to prove.

But hey the world is a cacophony, with lack of reason yet still laughing
And that's alright what do we have to lose?

Tie a noose on the ground see if gravity turns around
Maybe the world will flip and you will see
None of the above is a choice too, but when you're falling up what else is new?
A rubber nose is all this world needs.

which version did you order?

I believe it's the original version though I could be wrong. It's a bright ass yellow book with a hypnotic swill on the front cover.

I think that is the Loopmanic's 4th edition.  It's the easiest one to get hold of.  I've only ever seen the first, second and third editions in digital format.

Didn't they stop making them in general? I read somwhere the place that printed those versions went out of business or something.

The SJG version has extra content that was more or less generated by the SJG fan base.  He, Steve Jackson, even hints in that version at creating a whole new tome of reader generated material but of course it never happened.  He gets really pissy when you ask him about it.


But, honestly, you won't miss anything.  With a couple of exceptions, the extra content is pretty mediocre.

I really wish they would have put that in the book disruption, but it's the internet what you gonna do? I'll be honest I mostly chose the yellow book because it had a really cool style. I mean I hate the color yellow yet still like the style. I read as much of the book online as I could but the computer screen puts a lot of strain on my eyes so I look forward to reading the rest of it. By the way did your duck send you your earth money yet?

Cool.


I have the Steve Jackson Games black edition as well as the sexy, newer, hardcover version.

I'm guessing that's the one with the red letters and yellow apple of discord. What's the difference between the two versions?

which version did you order?

I believe it's the original version though I could be wrong. It's a bright ass yellow book with a hypnotic swill on the front cover.

Just ordered my own copy of the principa discordia. Couldn't find it in a book store mostly because they're all going out of business, I don't understand electronic books I'm more into something solid. Anyways found a reasonable price on Amazon for a new book. Not a big deal but worth sharing I think.

I though it was the other way around.  You know, with people rather thinking they were pedophiles than fans of MLP

I might have phrased it badly.
If someone tells you they are a brony they are announcing that they are a pedophile.

I think your both thinkin of lazytown

You are a pirate!

Better, little too much linkin park but the directing was good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZqx1H-Y2Us

This is the first witchcraft parody, there are several this guy made.
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIfHKfyRO5Y

Better, little too much linkin park but the directing was good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZqx1H-Y2Us

Ya not my taste in music for the discord one but I like the video a lot. This one is like watching mlp on acid XD I can appreciate how mind warping it is, its like a brain wash video

YouTube.com/watch?v=9QZMjFC_RgY okay try this one the other just pulls up the search results

I mean ffs given this board id probally have recommended doctor hooves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeeELvWI8tM

Who recommends a shitty parady... no who produces such shit and thinks its a good idea to make more

You may like this some college students made a video inspired by discord. My jypsy friend recommended it to me.
http://m.youtube.com/results?q=discord

I think I have that right not a real expert on YouTube links with all of the rearrangements on the site