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Why Do You Think They Call It "Programming"? (Part 1)

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 24, 2011, 04:50:23 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

Eliminating the majority of commercials is the worst thing I have ever done. Now I have a kid who is about 3 years ahead of all his classmates and has a genuine interest in nerdy things like history and science. He's only 6, and the other day he was telling me how the sun doesn't really go up and down, it's just an illusion because the earth is round. A Round-Earther! In my family! For shame.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

When TV went digital, they gave everybody who asked a voucher for not one, but two boxes to make the fucking TV work with an antenna. No questions asked.

If you want so much as food stamps or WIC for your kids, you have to go through an application process and chase down documentation about your income, etc.

That pretty much tells you right there.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Miley Spears

Quote from: Adios on January 24, 2011, 05:33:20 PM
I was flipping through the mail and saw an advertisement that lead off with "AS SEEN ON TV".

If it was on TV, it must be good.
Keep your hands in your pockets when you're talking to me.