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Eldora is to be Praised!

Started by LMNO, February 01, 2005, 04:05:38 PM

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LMNO

She said she was going to send RAW's historical Illumanati trilogy, and so she did.  

Now I owe her a mix CD or two of German and german-inspired music.



Praise be unto Eldora!

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: LMNOShe said she was going to send RAW's historical Illumanati trilogy, and so she did.  

Now I owe her a mix CD or two of German and german-inspired music.



Praise be unto Eldora!
Praised?!?   :?  :oops:  :? How about Eris is to be Praised and Eldora is to be greatly respected.  Eh, that probably won't work around here.  How about kinda liked.  That is probably doable. :wink:

I'm just glad they got there in one piece, well, 3 really, you know what I mean.  The USPS cannot always be relied on.  Glad you liked them.

Billy Bob Biblethumper

HEATHENS!!

WORSHIPPING FALSE GODS!!!

THIS ELDORA IS REALLY THE DEVIL!!!!

REPENT SINNERS OR YOU WILL BURN IN A MOLTEN LAKE OF POO!!!!!!
Have you been born again?

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Billy Bob BiblethumperHEATHENS!!

WORSHIPPING FALSE GODS!!!

THIS ELDORA IS REALLY THE DEVIL!!!!

REPENT SINNERS OR YOU WILL BURN IN A MOLTEN LAKE OF POO!!!!!!
Im not THE devil, but a have been called a devil. :wink:

Plus some people over on that other board said I was going to spend an eternity in hell.

LMNO

hmm.

I thought I killed you.


::takes out X-acto knife::

This is gonna take a real long time, but I always wanted real biblethumper-skin bootlaces for my 20-hole Doc Martens...


Can someone help me hold this guy down while I take my pound of flesh (maybe more)?

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: LMNOhmm.

I thought I killed you.


::takes out X-acto knife::

This is gonna take a real long time, but I always wanted real biblethumper-skin bootlaces for my 20-hole Doc Martens...


Can someone help me hold this guy down while I take my pound of flesh (maybe more)?
::holds down the biblethumper::

LMNO

::begins cutting::


my, my.  he is a twitchy one...



::slices deeper::

May as well make 'em thick, eh?

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: LMNO::begins cutting::


my, my.  he is a twitchy one...



::slices deeper::

May as well make 'em thick, eh?

Hurry up, my arms are getting tired :wink:

Bella

Quote from: Billy Bob BiblethumperHEATHENS!!

WORSHIPPING FALSE GODS!!!

THIS ELDORA IS REALLY THE DEVIL!!!!

REPENT SINNERS OR YOU WILL BURN IN A MOLTEN LAKE OF POO!!!!!!
She's the devil?
No wonder I like her so much. :wink:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

::finishes with the bootlaces, begins scalping the biblethumper::


Could someone please do something about all the screaming?

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

::Stuffs a ball gag in the biblethumpers mouth::
I hate to break this in on him, but, oh well.  Gla I could help.

Chef

Quote from: LMNOShe said she was going to send RAW's historical Illumanati trilogy, and so she did.  

Now I owe her a mix CD or two of German and german-inspired music.



Praise be unto Eldora!

DON'T FORGET THAT SHE'S A SCREECHING BIGOT.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Buttercup don't break my heart

Chef

Quote from: LESTER MADDOXButtercup don't break my heart

NEVER, SWEETCHEEKS.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

LMNO, did you get those CD's out yet?  No hurry.  The post office lost an entire day's worth of CD's from where I work, so I am just checking :wink: