wheel of time

[Anonymous]

The WoT books are okay.

I think Robert Jordan is a book whore though, it's obvious that he had nothing to write after book 10...which is why 11 sucks so much cock (in a non-life-affirmining way).

I wish they had elves in it though.  Elves are cool.

And Gnomes.  Gnomes are even cooler then elves.  GNOMES PWN YOU BEEOTCH.

[Horab Fibslager]

which is quite the opinion and  ahlf considering book 11 isn;t out yet...
/me lybnches the elf lvoer

[East Coast Hustle]

The WoT books are okay.

I think Robert Jordan is a book whore though, it's obvious that he had nothing to write after book 10...which is why 11 sucks so much cock (in a non-life-affirmining way).

I wish they had elves in it though.  Elves are cool.

And Gnomes.  Gnomes are even cooler then elves.  GNOMES PWN YOU BEEOTCH.

now, listen close cuz this is the best advice you're ever going to get.

1) move to Oregon

2) convince your doctor to euthanize you due to terminal painful stupidity

[Zurtok Khan]

lol, that geust was me.  I meant book 10 (or whichever book it was that was out last...it sucked BIG FAT GOAT BALLS).

And ELVES PWN YOU BEEOTCHS.  SO DO GNOMES.

Gnomes are also the correct height for some good fellatio or cungilungus.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Elves don't pwn shit.

Fucking dandelion eaters!

[East Coast Hustle]

Elves: the only thing that sucks worse than itchy balls.