Discordianism is one sentence!

[MMMW]

(might be a good sticky for noobs)
In one sentence - What does discordianism mean to you?

I removed my sentence because it sucked. I lose.

[Doktor Howl]

To boldy go where no asshat has gone.

ETA:  Also, reducing your philosophy to one sentence is a great way to something or other.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Damn. Are our attention spans that short now?

[Doktor Howl]

Damn. Are our attention spans that short now?

Sorry, that was two sentences...I made it as far as "our" and flipped tabs to some machine porn.

[Epimetheus]

Accepting Strife with a Shriek of What Might Be Laughter...but the Neighbors Can't Be Sure...

[Don Coyote]

I didn't eat that and you can't prove that swallows can't trip the light fantastic.

[Phox]

"To create confusion while encouraging critical thinking."

Okay... first of all, this isn't a sentence. It is a sentence fragment.

Second of all, fuck you.

There, that's my one sentence.

"But Phox," you might say, "that isn't what Discordia means to you, is it?"

Well, yes it is. Discordia is all about saying "fuck you". Repeatedly, loudly, to anyone within earshot. Especially other Discordians.... but especially "Discordians" (or as some call them "Really Real Discordians For Realness").

The fact of the matter is, it's about trolling, and arguing, and thinking, and writing, and growing, and learning, and thinking, and moving, and shaking, and tuberculosis, and teh lulz, and horrormirth.

It's about politics and pedantry, shoes, and ships, and sealing wax. Cabbages and kings!

All the things you think you know are true, but all the things you know are false.

It's about the Weird.

It's about making music and pranking the establishment (At the same time, of course).

It's about picking fights with ECH for no reason, stealing Cram's mustache, and kicking TGRR's corpse when it starts to stink.

It's about eating oranges until someone dies.

It's about meese and mass and molecules.

It's about Dimo walking around with no shirt, making everyone jealous.

It's about Trip learning what it means to be American^TM.

It's about mocking RAW and calling David Icke a ninny.

It's about going from a little girl with too much free time to a little girl with too much free time AND several colleges worth of smarts.

And the most important thing: Also, fuck you, Kai.

[Epimetheus]

Discordianism is the One Sentence to Rule Them All!!!

[sotesla4]

it's just this thing, man

[LMNO]

Per ECH:

Discordianism is Militant Agnosticism.

[Cramulus]

Discordianism: butts butts butts for my lady

[LMNO]

Discordia will keep happening whether you want it to, or not.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Discordia doesn't stop just because you did.

[Eater of Clowns]

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Lmno and phox have it. Thread over.