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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#990
March 03, 2014, 05:26:25 PM
Quote from: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 05:25:22 PM
Hey all!

Quote from: Cain on March 03, 2014, 05:05:32 PM
Now I'm vaguely interested in who you are.  Or were, rather.  Though I'm guessing you'd rather not say.  Well, no matter.  Welcome.  Again.

But the fun is in wading through 5ish years of posts to figure it out!

You aren't missing much. I was technically good at saying a lot of words, but in retrospect it was all just noise. It didn't help that I was in an unhappy marriage at the time, and my brains were being pressed through a screen of tense codependency. I'm impressed I had enough energy to establish 800 posts of anything.

Yeah, I was pretty incomprehensible during my years spent addicted to Hokey Pokey.

Fortunately, I turned myself around.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#991
March 03, 2014, 05:27:59 PM
:crankey:

The Good Reverend Roger

#992
March 03, 2014, 05:29:06 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

kasaraibo

#993
March 03, 2014, 05:31:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 05:26:25 PM
Fortunately, I turned myself around.

Cheers, isn't that what it's all about in the end?

:lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#994
March 03, 2014, 05:31:47 PM
Quote from: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 04:53:12 PM
Oh, goddd. It's been forever since I've been on a forum. I missed it so much.

Hello all, I'm Kevin, you might have seen me dicking around TDS on facebook. Well, I recognize nigel at least. I actually joined this forum a long time ago, and I managed to last a reasonable amount of time. Around 800 posts my lack of tact caught up with me. I said something stupid and felt stupid for it, but I've grown up a lot and recent events have done wonders for my depression and ADD. I'm ready to get back on the horse and actually communicate with people instead of choosing what's comfortable for my ego.

Also, it feels good to have emoticons that move again.  :lulz:

I know I'll be embarrassed if I look up my old account on here. Besides that venture, I'm trying to remember how I got into Discordianism in the first place. It's been years...screw it. Clean slate, I'm new.

Hi there, new guy! Welcome!

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#995
March 03, 2014, 05:35:08 PM
I am in the mood to write a new intro thread OP.

Because times have changed.  And I feel shouty.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Red

#996
March 03, 2014, 11:41:08 PM
Quote from: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 04:53:12 PMBesides that venture, I'm trying to remember how I got into Discordianism in the first place. It's been years...screw it. Clean slate, I'm new.
...because Eris was calling?  :lulz:

Welcome back new old guy. I have been in your shoes before in other times and places, though hopefully you should have no problem coming in and re-re-adjusting.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 05:35:08 PM
I am in the mood to write a new intro thread OP.

Because times have changed.  And I feel shouty.
Oooh, shiny. I'm too used to my indoor voice to be helpful right now.  :oops: Happy shouting!

The Good Reverend Roger

#997
March 03, 2014, 11:44:19 PM
Quote from: Red on March 03, 2014, 11:41:08 PM
Quote from: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 04:53:12 PMBesides that venture, I'm trying to remember how I got into Discordianism in the first place. It's been years...screw it. Clean slate, I'm new.
...because Eris was calling?  :lulz:

Welcome back new old guy. I have been in your shoes before in other times and places, though hopefully you should have no problem coming in and re-re-adjusting.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 05:35:08 PM
I am in the mood to write a new intro thread OP.

Because times have changed.  And I feel shouty.
Oooh, shiny. I'm too used to my indoor voice to be helpful right now.  :oops: Happy shouting!

Helping me is sort of like standing beside the guy with his dick jammed in a hornet's nest.  Nobody really benefits, least of all you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#998
March 04, 2014, 12:00:09 AM
Quote from: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 04:53:12 PM
Oh, goddd. It's been forever since I've been on a forum. I missed it so much.

Hello all, I'm Kevin, you might have seen me dicking around TDS on facebook. Well, I recognize nigel at least. I actually joined this forum a long time ago, and I managed to last a reasonable amount of time. Around 800 posts my lack of tact caught up with me. I said something stupid and felt stupid for it, but I've grown up a lot and recent events have done wonders for my depression and ADD. I'm ready to get back on the horse and actually communicate with people instead of choosing what's comfortable for my ego.

Also, it feels good to have emoticons that move again.  :lulz:

I know I'll be embarrassed if I look up my old account on here. Besides that venture, I'm trying to remember how I got into Discordianism in the first place. It's been years...screw it. Clean slate, I'm new.

Welcome back! All is forgiven, unless you were formerly known as Dead Kennedy.

Red

#999
March 04, 2014, 03:58:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 11:44:19 PM
Helping me is sort of like standing beside the guy with his dick jammed in a hornet's nest.  Nobody really benefits, least of all you.
Ahh, I'll just stand far, far, away and leave you to your hornets work, then.  :p

The Good Reverend Roger

#1000
March 04, 2014, 01:53:28 PM
Quote from: Red on March 04, 2014, 03:58:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 11:44:19 PM
Helping me is sort of like standing beside the guy with his dick jammed in a hornet's nest.  Nobody really benefits, least of all you.
Ahh, I'll just stand far, far, away and leave you to your hornets work, then.  :p

And DON'T LOOK.  This shit is personal.

TGRR,
Hornet fucker
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#1001
March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#1002
March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1003
March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1004
March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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